Calamaro
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Shane says, “You don’t wanna go raw?”
Ilya drops the box of condoms. Looks at Shane. Shane looks back.
“What?”
“Do you want me to commit a felony?”
“I think public indecency is usually a misdemeanor.”
Ilya tries to bite him through his shirt.
“Ow, ow, Ilya, stop that-”
Ilya and Shane are thirty-five, married, and living their best happily ever after—until the plane they're in falls out of the sky and they wake up back in 2009. Of course they fuck about it.
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13 Jul 2026
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Finally, something dawns on him, a way to handle two goals simultaneously. He’d seen Hollander’s mother flipping through papers rapidly when they first got here, seeming calm and in control and more than a little frightening in a way that made Ilya mildly glad he wasn’t one of the people responsible for a clipboard. If anyone can tell him if the long list of “Prohibited Items” he’d been sent in his email a few days ago is just standard practice for big shoots, it would be Yuna Hollander.
Or, hopefully, her son.
“Crazy we cannot even have peanut butter, eh?” He asks. “You also got giant list?”
Hollander stiffens, almost imperceptibly, and Ilya tilts his head, just slightly, confused, wondering if he’s stumbled somewhere unexpected.
(how ilya learns about shane's allergies) (and shane's sexual awakening tragically hits a speedbump in the process 😔)
(chapters can standalone but will be updated as inspiration strikes)
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08 Jul 2026
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shared joy (shared sorrow) by sleepixgstars
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
22 Jun 2026
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“You speak Russian?” Ilya’s voice is simultaneously incredulous and thrilled, like he can’t quite believe it, but he’s excited all the same.
Hayden shakes his head, shrugging, still rocking Amber. “Uh, not really? I only know a few words and phrases here and there from my Deda and Baba. I understand it more than I can speak it.”
Ilya’s eyes somehow get wider. “Deda and Baba- You have Russian grandparents? You are Russian?!”
“I guess? Technically?”
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Hayden Pike never really talks about his mom's family. Ilya finds out why and decides he simply *must* fix this.
He is going to teach Hayden Pike how to be Russian, whether Hayden likes it or not.
AKA the Russian Hayden fic for my sister
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- Part 2 of Ilya "professional ragebaiter" Rozanov
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29 Jun 2026
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you take it on faith, you take it on heart by MeganCantHearYou
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Jun 2026
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Ilya locks eyes with Shane, a small smile playing on the corner of his mouth.
“I… what?”
“I want a baby,” he says again, his voice just as definite as it had been the first time.
“Any one in particular? Harris and Troy’s is very cute.”
Shane lets out a small laugh as he rolls his eyes, “Yours preferably.”or, that time Shane and Ilya decide to have a baby.
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26 Jun 2026
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can't fake that for a moment by dreamtiwasanarchitect
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Jun 2026
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“Ilya,” Hollander breathes, which—Ilya isn’t sure Hollander has ever called him by his first name. Surely he has sometime in seven years of acquaintance? But the sound of it is novel, unfamiliar.
And far from unpleasant.
Then Hollander says, “Baby,” and Ilya knows for certain that he’s never called Ilya that, because it takes the air right out of Ilya’s lungs and makes his guts twist and fuck, he would have remembered if Hollander had ever called him that. Especially in that reverent tone.
It’s nice.
Ilya doesn't remember being married to Shane Hollander. Probably, he should tell someone.
He decides not to.
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25 Jun 2026