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There’s an art to building a joke, a clinical method only practice and years of training can turn into mastery.
First comes the setup. You set the mood for the audience, lure them into thinking this is a perfectly normal character, a perfectly mundane situation. That way, they can picture a clear image in their head, relate to the scene.
Then, you have the punchline.
The setup of this story is this: Man writes a routine out of anger against an injustice and goes viral.
The punchline? Yoongi hasn’t figured that part out yet.(Or Comedian Min Yoongi goes viral after an acerbic routine on nation’s son-in-law Kim Seokjin’s public outing.)
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15 Jun 2026
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"Hey! There's someone up here!" the young man shouted.
The shout shattered the stillness. Jungkook's heart stuttered in his chest as heavy footsteps pounded up the creaky stairs.
No time. He had to move now.
Or, the post-apocalyptic Goldilocks AU where an injured and starving Jungkook stumbles onto a farm in the wasteland, tastes dishes of varying temperatures, tests a nice bed, and finds out the farm is occupied by 6 men who are not happy to see him.
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11 Jan 2026
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“I’m going to break up with him,” Jimin hiccuped between sobs.
“Mmhm.” Jungkook poured him a shot.
“I’m serious this time.” Jimin wiped snot away with his sleeve. “I can’t take this anymore.”
“Unh.” Taehyung made a ssam for him and put it on his plate.
Jimin cried in his hands, incomprehensible. “I’m going to do it,” He blubbered, “It’s over—it’s so fucking over, I’m—after everything,” A hiccup, “—you know?” He downed a shot.
“Absolutely.” Seokjin dutifully fried pork belly on the grill.
Everyone kept eating, stoned-faced, when Jimin broke out into a terrible cry.
“Chogiyo!” Jungkook raised his arm. “Two more bottles of soju, please.”
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Jimin's life changes with a single "chogiyo."
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20 Apr 2025
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Jeongguk thought he was the last human alive. Turns out he's wrong. Oh, and aliens are a thing. He's not sure which is more confusing yet.
OR, Jeongguk gets rescued by aliens after a fast-moving disease wipes out all but 3 members of the human race, and the shenanigans that follow.
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25 Jan 2025
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Friends In Low Places by Okaymoonchild (Heavenlyfool)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
12 May 2026
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A washed up detective. A string of low-profile murders that *must* be connected, but no one seems to want to see. A prostitute with a fake name who might not be exactly who he says he is. Unlikely alliances formed with the lowest of Seoul's criminal underground personalities. When Min Yoongi throws his career on the line to go behind his superior's backs and try and catch a killer, he winds up with a whole hell of a lot more than he bargained for, and a life he's suddenly willing to fiercely protect.
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25 Jan 2025