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Clark makes a joke. Bruce deploys the Batman glare. Clark gets banished to the couch.
It turns out that surviving the vacuum of space is significantly easier for Superman than surviving thirty minutes without holding Bruce Wayne.
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A Tuesday night at Clark’s apartment was supposed to be a normal, human affair—complete with a strict ban on superpowers in the kitchen and Clark stubbornly trying to prove he can cook. But when Bruce nonchalantly reveals who he’s been intensely texting all evening, Clark's world is turned upside down.
As it turns out, Gotham's dark vigilante and Martha Kent have been secret text-buddies for six months, trading gardening tips, recipes, and embarrassing stories about Clark. Over a bowl of "cheated" homemade ice cream, Clark is left drowning in pure, overwhelming affection for his brilliant, guarded boyfriend—who, despite all his brooding, simply cannot say no to Mrs. Kent.
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Bruce is supposed to be the world’s greatest detective, a creature of the night, and a master of keeping secrets. However, none of those titles hold up against a heavy post-surgery dose of hospital painkillers.
When Clark walks into the recovery room, he finds a brilliantly loopy, incredibly high Batman who is currently having a profound emotional affair with a navy necktie.
As Clark tries to keep Bruce from loudly shouting their secret identities to the entire hospital wing, Bruce lets him in on a few top-secret classified secrets:
1) He slept with Superman (and highly approves of his assets),
2) He is going to marry Superman one day, and
3) They are buying a farm with exactly four strategically balanced ducks.Clark is just trying to survive the sheer, blushing embarrassment of it all, while secretly melting into a puddle of pure happiness.
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After Superman recklessly smothers a singularity to save Batman's life, he walks away without a scratch. Bruce, however, is completely terrified—and utterly furious. To punish his reckless partner, Bruce packs up their chaotic army of five boys and stages a dramatic evacuation to the lake house, leaving Clark behind in a silent manor. But Bruce's stubborn walls can only last for exactly two hours before his fear of losing the man he loves drives him right back to Gotham for a confrontation full of impossible threats, flying throw pillows, and fierce, desperate passion.
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How to Fail a Love Confession Spectacularly by Cabbage1995
Fandoms: Superman/Batman (Comics)
08 Jun 2026
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When Clark finally tells Bruce he loves him, he expects a lot of things. He doesn't expect Bruce to treat the confession like a Level 5 alien invasion, accuse him of being a shapeshifter, and execute a flawless tactical takedown into the garden mud. Followed by a lead-lined blindfold and a lot of unnecessary blood tests.
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When a mission goes sideways and leaves Batman with a severe compound fracture, Superman flies him back to the Watchtower in a panic. Half-delirious from high-grade Wayne-Tech painkillers, Bruce begs Clark not to cut "it" off.
Clark thinks Bruce is talking about his leg.Bruce is actually talking about his multi-million-dollar, custom-engineered, seamless Bat-suit.
What follows is an eight-second laser-vision disaster, a terrifyingly high-pitched "Nothing!" from the Man of Steel, and the ultimate realization that the World's Greatest Detective cares a lot more about his hard work than a broken bone. Bruce is going to murder him—if the painkillers don't knock him out first. -
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After the death of his father figure Bruce slowly starts to tidy up the loose ends. He leaves the league, pushes Clark away.
He has nothing left to fight for. His light went out the night Alfred died.
He tries to end it all.
Clark finds him and manages to bring him back.
But he soon learns that bringing Bruce back to life was the easy part. To try to get Bruce to stay alive and learn to value it again, is another story. -
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When a sadistic villain orchestrates a lethal Kryptonite trap in the depths of Gotham’s underbelly, he doesn't just catch Superman—he uncovers the fragile, fiercely guarded bond between the Man of Steel and the Dark Knight. Armed with a high-caliber rifle and radioactive venom, the captor expects an easy execution. What he doesn't expect is a mortally wounded Batman walking straight into his own grave just to buy Clark a second to breathe.
Following a brutal showdown and a frantic medical rescue in the Batcave where Bruce's heart stops twice on the operating table, Clark and Alfred are left to hold the line between life and death. It’s a devastating exploration of what happens when a god is forced to face his own helplessness, and a mortal man proves that his greatest weapon isn't his armor, but the terrifying depth of his love.
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After an injury on patrol, Clark refuses to sleep with Bruce until he's "back to one hundred percent." Bad move. Bruce decides to show Clark exactly how petty Batman can be by enforcing a strict, agonizingly sexy "no touching the patient" rule for four straight days. Clark can handle the vacuum of space, but can he survive a smug, scantily-clad billionaire who refuses to be hugged?
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Names carry weight, but for Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent, they define the boundaries of their universe.
Through four pivotal moments, the name Kal-El shifts from a weapon of anger to a sacred sanctuary.
Follow their journey from a furious confrontation aboard the Watchtower after a reckless stunt, to the breathless, quiet intimacy of a rainy night in Gotham. Experience the devastating terror when the Dark Knight falls in battle and whispers a final prayer into the dark, the stubborn, domestic chaos of a painful recovery at Wayne Manor, and finally, the breathtaking moment amidst the ice crystals of the Fortress of Solitude where Bruce strips away every mask to ask a god to be his husband.
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Even for the Man of Steel, some missions are more daunting than saving the world. Clark Kent has decided to propose to Bruce Wayne, but knowing Bruce’s traditional streak, he realizes he must first survive the "Family Gauntlet." From a chilling tea-time chat with Alfred to a pun-filled interrogation by Dick, a high-stakes negotiation with Tim, and a literal sword-point threat from Damian and Jason, Clark faces a recurring, terrifying promise: if he breaks Bruce’s heart, he’ll end up as fertilizer beneath the Manor’s rosebushes.
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The Justice League calls it a "security risk," but for Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne, the Prank War is just their love language. From glitter-bombed utility belts to "Barbie Girl" blasting over the Watchtower comms, the Man of Steel and the Dark Knight are locked in a high-stakes battle of wits.
But when a playful jump-scare in a Metropolis alleyway triggers a primal survival instinct, the laughter stops. A shattered hand, a flash of old trauma, and a cold taxi ride home leave Clark drowning in guilt and Bruce retreating behind his walls. In the quiet aftermath at Wayne Manor, they have to navigate the thin line between being "Super-Partners" and being two men who still have a lot to learn about each other's scars.
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It’s February 19th in Gotham, and the Manor is unusually quiet. Alfred is in Europe, the boys are preoccupied with patrols, and Clark is busy at the Watchtower. As the clock ticks past midnight, Bruce Wayne faces a cold, familiar truth: everyone has forgotten his birthday.
Bruce doesn't complain—he’s Batman, after all. He doesn’t need a cake or a party. But as the silence stretches into the next day, a heavy, quiet sadness settles in his bones that even he can't fully hide. When Alfred returns to find a half-empty bottle of Scotch and a heartbroken Master Bruce, he wastes no time pointing out the family's collective failure. Now, the Bat-kids and a devastated Man of Steel must scramble to mend the heart of the man who gives them everything, proving to Bruce that he is never as invisible as he feels.
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After a long boring meeting at the watchtower, Bruce and Clark finally gets to have some alone adult time.
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After a night that pushed both the Man of Steel and the Dark Knight to their limits, Clark wakes up to a sight he never tires of: Bruce Wayne, completely relaxed and fast asleep in the quiet sanctuary of Wayne Manor.
Intending to surprise Bruce with a decadent breakfast from across the Atlantic, Clark’s mission is sidelined by a discovery on the bedroom mantelpiece—a small, silver-framed photograph that proves exactly where Clark stands in Bruce’s guarded heart.
What follows is a morning of high-end coffee, lingering touches, and a playful power struggle over who is more "distracting" in the light of day. Because as it turns out, even Superman can be rendered speechless by a naked billionaire and a well-placed picture frame.
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Before leaving for a three-week deep-space mission with the Green Lanterns, Clark Kent sends one last text to the man he loves. He doesn’t notice when his phone’s autocorrect turns a hurried "I’m leaving now" into a devastating "I’m leaving you."
While Clark is light years away and unreachable, Bruce Wayne is left in the crushing silence of Gotham, convinced his world has ended over a four-word text.
Twenty-one days later, Clark returns to Wayne Manor expecting a homecoming kiss, only to be met with Jason Todd’s Kryptonite-laced fury and Bruce’s cold, shattered heart. In a house built on secrets and shadows, the World’s Greatest Detective must learn to look past the data to find the truth—and the engagement ring Clark has been carrying the whole time.
A story of technical glitches, bruised jaws, and the terrifying vulnerability of believing you are loved.
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Tired of Batman’s "unbeatable" aura, Hal Jordan decides to prove Bruce Wayne is only human with a surprise "test" hit at the Watchtower. But Bruce, seeing the punch coming from a mile away, chooses psychological warfare over a counter-attack. He takes the hit, fakes a devastating concussion, and leans into the role of a wounded martyr.
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Three times Bruce was exposed to toxins, and three times Clark was there by Cabbage1995
Fandoms: Superman/Batman (Comics)
11 Feb 2026
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Three times Bruce was exposed to toxins.
The first time he's gullible and high as a kite.
The second time Bruce is scared and violent.
The third time Bruce is very romantic and loving.
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The Justice League VS. Whatever Batman Has Going On by Cabbage1995
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types
03 Feb 2026
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Bruce Wayne is a master tactician, a feared vigilante, and—apparently—the single strangest man the Justice League has ever met. From unsettling lunchroom encounters and deeply confusing bets, to mysterious phone calls, glitter-covered sidekicks, unexplained violence, pride flags, portals, and absolutely zero explanations, the League is left repeatedly asking the same question: what is wrong with Batman?
A collection of short, humorous, bizarre Justice League scenarios where Bruce is stoic, terrifying, queer, soft in ways no one understands, and completely uninterested in clarifying any of it.