C_Bukowski
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"Hypothetically...I like tongue. Lots of it," Anton tells him. "And you could call me 'baby girl,' but only if you're inside me."
"If you sit on me --"
"On the rare occasion I sit on you--"
"Soar-y, on the rare occasion you sit on me, I hypothetically would like it if you'd aim your load to shoot it in my mouth."
Anton pauses. "What? You'd want me to aim my cum into your mouth like it's a piece of popcorn you're trying to catch?"
"Yeah. Exactly."
"Noted. Also. Hypothetically, no nursing or mommy kink unless I can pet your hair and call you 'my sweet boy.'"
Paul Baker's eye twitches, and he gulps. A glop of his popsicle melts down its shaft, plops down onto his shorts. Anton clears his throat, and time resumes. Paul Baker licks some of the sticky sugar from his upper lip. "Oh. That's. Sure. Cool cool cool. I'm down with that. Hypothetically."
Or: Anton and Paul Baker discuss the hypothetical scenario where they consummate their marriage. Anal or annulment, as they say.
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10 Jun 2026
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Paul Baker steps up beside him and leans in, shoulder brushing Anton’s, peering down with mock solemnity.
“Should we bury her?” he asks. “Give her a little headstone? Here lies Lady Whistlebrew, may her spout rest in peace.”
Anton turns to stare at him — and abruptly realises how close they are. The warm press of Paul Baker’s shoulder against his. The faint trace of toothpaste and sleep still clinging to his breath. The last time they were this close, it was barely twelve hours ago. One minute they were laughing about fake marriages, and the next — they were kissing.
Kissing like it meant something.
Until Paul Baker had put a hand on Anton’s chest and placed a harsh distance between them.
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10 Jun 2026
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“Jack, stop mucking around, I need you to leave.” Aster words were sharp, he didn’t want to play into the banter that Jack was trying to keep up. His gaze was still as intense as before except now he was staring down at Jack.
SM: Jack ticks off Aster and tries to make it up to him.
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20 May 2026
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Aster knew from the moment he set eyes on Jack Overland-Frost that the blighter was going to be a thorn in his side. All Jack could think when he first met E. Aster Bunnymund was, holy fuck, this guy’s gorgeous.
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20 May 2026
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tighter than a knot by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
08 Feb 2025
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If he’s being honest, the second he decided he wasn’t going to go to the ER, he knew he’d be calling Wade. He’s done disgusting favors for Wade before, like collecting his scattered body parts and putting them back together. He’s reached his fingers into various cavities in Wade’s body to remove shrapnel and bullets and glass and all manner of things so that Wade wouldn’t have to heal around it.
And, really, digging through your friend’s blood and guts is more disgusting than digging through their ass, right? If anything, Wade owes him this.
Or: Peter gets a vibrator stuck in his ass. He calls Wade to help him get it out.
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- Part 6 of somehow, someway, deadpool accidentally gets peter off (oneshots)
- Part 6 of trans!peter fics
Bookmarked by C_Bukowski
20 May 2026