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    Human Louis is a guest staying with Lestat's family. Louis goes with Lestat to kill the wolves.

    Louis slides over him, pressing his mouth against the other man’s. Softening as Lestat moans. Licks into the slit of his lips. Pulling back, “You killed eight wolves?” Settling on his hips.

    Lestat looks blissed out. “Mmm? Yes? Yes.”

    “When you’re feeling well enough, I’m going to let you fuck me. Got it?”

    Lestat moans again. “You- you,” he drops his voice, and it resonates deep in his chest, a little wetness in the sound (which makes Louis concerned), “You- k-keep t-t- toying with me.”

    Louis takes care of Lestat when the wolfkilling is done; nursing him back to health. (both of them are human, and Lestat is very in awe of Louis)

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    Armand has notes for Daniel's documentary on Lestat. He sends him unhinged emails about it. Armand breaks into other people's minds so he can stalk Daniel more efficiently. (I'm trying to channel the pure insanity of Devil's Minion, but also tie in the current season. There will be one chapter per Vampire Lestat episode).

    “I drank that disgusting drink so you could taste it,” and he holds out his still-bleeding fingertip. Smiles: small, tentative. “Please?”

    Daniel’s crossed the room, and he’s cracked down to his knees which Armand wasn’t expecting (Armand almost calls out: “your knees!” forgetting Dan’s bones are no longer human bones), and he has Armand’s finger in his mouth and he’s sucking. Armand gasps in, horks in the air. Staggers back so he’s got his other hand bracing on the counter.

    “How do I- taste?” Armand hisses.

    Daniel guides Armand’s knuckle deeper, then pops it out. “Vermouth. No annihilation.”

    Armand learns Daniel fought the Fang Gang. He's livid (protective).

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    This is where I expand on my tweets. The first chapter is microfics.

    alpha Mike and omega Will from childhood, to biting, dating, pregnancy, childbirth. And a messy, messy breakup in between.

    Will Byers loves being chased. No, he loves being caught. Playing tag as kids, Dustin barreling into him, Lucas lifting him up and spinning, and Mike. Mike just standing there, holding him, whispering, “Got you."

    When they’re older, they greet each other kind of the same. Dustin hugs Will tight and sudden, as if he’s waited too long for contact. Lucas makes easy touches that send Mike’s eyes darting towards them.

    Mike never touches Will, hasn’t for years, unless they’re alone. Then he holds on, doesn’t let go, face huddled into the side of Will’s hair. Slipping down to his neck: nose on Will’s skin, cold, except for the warm tickle of his breath. The push of Mike’s lips as he speaks:

    “Got you.”

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    49 byler microfics, originally threads on twitter. (I wanted to archive these away from Elon). I have curated these mini-stories in a thematic order, and left them in tweet format.

    Hopper doesn't want this conversation: "the walls are pretty thin, Mike"
    mike wheeler sips his coffee: "oh? oh! you think we-? Will and I watched a movie last night. Scream, lots of screaming. Jeez, Hop, your mind"
    Will walks out of the bedroom +

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    Good Omens season 3 rewrite. They kiss. They live.

    “So,” he coughs more meaningfully. “Please do something, so I may forgive you,” he raises his eyebrows more, more, more. “Again. Please?”

    The King of Hell is not getting it.

    Az tugs Crowley’s waistcoat, leans forward, has absolutely no idea if he’s sinning correctly: and kisses the man on the lips. It’s delicious. Better than dim sum.

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    Will and Mike attempt to out-flirt Lucas/Max as a joke.

    Mike has a thing where he pulls up his hands like a t-rex. For some reason, most of his villains in D&D have little t-rex hands. “Oh?” he asks, frowning, sounding a little like Miss Piggy. Brings his fingers up below his chin, waggling them. “The Mind-Flayer has tentacles. Face-tentacles,” he clarifies when Will stares.

    “I roll to seduce him. The Mind-Flayer.” Will’s really trying not to laugh, mouth open a bit, tongue pressed into the corner.

    “Oh my god,” Max whispers.

    In another dimension: Will has been missing for eight years, and Mike falls asleep listening to his breathing on the walkie. The two stories end in a rescue.

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    Paladin Michael switches with our Mike. Will Byers finds an injured knight on his doorstep.

    Mike fumbles for Will’s face, armoured thumb on his chin. “William?” Butts his forehead against Will’s. “It’s you,” he chokes. “It’s you.” Kisses him.

    His lips and stuttering breath hot on Will’s mouth. Kisses him hungry and wanting. Messy, teeth scraping down his bottom lip as he sags against him.

    Byers can’t help himself. If he knew this was waiting for him in Hawkins, he wouldn’t have played hooky for two years. Kisses his best friend back, hands supporting him, feeling him. Mike’s hair is longer; Will rubs his fingers backwards up his scalp, tugging. Then groans, and pushes away. “You’re bleeding."

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    The party posts a TikTok.

    El admits to murder, Dustin's maybe got a pet monster, Mike has a confession. "We listen and we don't judge" is trending.

    The video cuts. Squealing, the chair’s metal against vinyl flooring. Mike says, “Will, when you asked if I was looking at your lips, I was.”

    Max whispers, “Freak,” but everyone’s still. The party in the background seems to collectively inhale.

    Will steps forward, so he and Mike are front and center. “We’re- we’re,” Will glances at the camera. “You know it’s filming, right?”

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    He looks up, alarmed. There is a man, gold earrings jutting through pointed ears, a sloped nose, perfect lips, mole above his mouth; tanned and glowing, glowing, glowy with sunlight, and… hotness. Glowing with hotness. Destroying Mike with his hotness.

    Hitting him with three hundred points of radiant damage (which would kill him and forfeit any death saves, so, instant death) and, let’s say, another three hundred points of attraction damage.

    Paladin Mike Wheeler gets his wisdom teeth out, forgets he's married to Will, and tries to flirt all over again.

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    Mike is scared by loud noises. Will talks through what he can do to help.

    Over the years, as boyfriends, they make "it's not my fault you don't like girls" into a running joke.

    “Just because I’ve…” Will searches for the right words.

    Mike fills in, “Seen some shit.”

    “Yeah, just because I’ve seen some shit, doesn’t mean you haven’t.”

    It burbles out of him too fast, “It’s just the shit I’ve seen is you getting hurt.” Now Will’s looking at him with that sheen over his eyes, and concern, so Mike keeps talking, “I’ve thought about it. Like, why noises? And I dunno, I dunno, but I just feel like I’m hurting you-?”

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    Michelle Wheeler has a reputation as a slut at her college. But it's all an act, so she can hide she's making out with girls in bathrooms.

    Visiting Hawkins, visiting her best friend. Willow Byers is at the start of her heat. Michelle Wheeler confesses.

    Mickey smears the spit on the marker, clamping Willow’s wrist. Rubs circles with her thumb, “Oh, I think it’s working,” she shouts, tongue between her lips, pretending she’s really concentrating. “Yeah, the secret was my spit all along-”

    “Ew! Ew!” Willow’s shrieking, yanks away. “Michelle Wheeler!”

    Mickey ignores the way Willow saying her full name flushes heat behind her eyes. Swinging her feet, “Do you kind of like it, though?” She makes sure to say it like they’re still teasing. Not flirting. Not desperately in love.

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    Brand New Day trailer just dropped: Peter is doing laundry and looks miserable.

    Thunking his head against the tin of the machine, Parker wishes he could say this was the worst day of his life. The vibrations of the washer jimmy his skull, his thoughts jiggle. It’s not. It’s not the worst day of his life.

    It’s just Tuesday.

    Updated to add: Mr. Stark is here to haunt Peter, and pester him about MJ.

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    Every birthday Will Byers meets a Will from a different universe. When he's nine, he starts meeting the Mikes.

    The Mikes are a mess.

    The boy slips off the bed. Will thought he was wearing loose pants, but it’s a tartan skirt. Mike’s covering his mouth with his hand, “Your hair, oh my god,” and his voice is a similar register, seeping through his fingers; but the words more connected, flowy. “Willow’s gonna cry. Oh.” Mike’s scrambling up next to Will, tugs on his bangs. “Who did this to you?” Laughing. Her mouth just like Mike’s mouth, but a whiff of sweet, sugary-vanilla.

    “Are you Mike?” Will breathes.

    The girl’s patting his shoulders. “-Sorry I shouldn’t say that. That’s so mean. You’re very cute, or, handsome, or whatever. Am I Mike? Yeah, I’m one of the Mikes.” Leaning back, hand out, “Michelle.”

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    Mike's been touching Will, sleeping in the same bed, playing D&D but only the two of them, and calling him beautiful. Will Byers is losing his mind.

    Season 5 rewrite (byler, henderhop, steddie) where Will has a gun, Mike becomes a vampire, and the dead are brought back to life to be kissed. Vecna has also decided to play a horrifyingly real game of D&D.

    “Hey, look, I’m on my knees, and I’m asking, El, please, I’m asking you, tell me what’s wrong.”

    Her fingers are claws, and she stretches them forcefully so they are straight. She will not be upset. There are words she can say to make him stop talking. There are things she can do.

    1. Throw him across the room with her mind.

    2. Show him Will’s sketch-paper.

    3. Ask why Strahd has a boyfriend.

    These are all stabby things that will stab Mike. So she says, “I like Dustin. I kissed him, and I like him better.”

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    Credit to this post by @oliveespineapples on tumblr

    Mike and Will body swap. It's Eddie's fault. Season 4 where they're in their Hellfire and California eras. Everyone's messy and has feelings.

    “I’ll freak out if I want to.” His voice isn’t right.

    The man frowns, “Sass, ok.” Pressing his hands together, prayer-position; standing, backing towards the door. “You’re in the body of your good friend, but I dunno, probably won’t last forever, and he’s probably,” makes a spiralling motion with his fingers, “In you. Damn, that sounds bad. Well, shit, see you at school, Wheeler.” Clicks the bedroom door shut, says the last bit with his cheek sandwiched between the doorframe and the door.

    Wheeler?

    Byers flings back the covers. Yeah, that’s not his body.

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    Paladin Mike transmigrated into our world.

    Paladin Mike and Cleric Will break their vows to be together. Oathbreakers. They have illicit encounters in Will's church after dark.

    When Mike bites Will, wild magic sends him to our world.

    Whines. Drags out of him. He’s always a little embarrassed when his body starts making sounds, doing things. The first time they did this: the confession booth. He kept going to confession, finding, making up new sins. Just to hear Will’s voice. So similar to the kid he remembered, but also different, deeper, caring, compassionate. All he could think was how he wanted to do every bad thing, and then tell it in a whisper through the grate.

    Hear what his punishment was. Hear Will Byers give him his punishment.

    Once he stayed, later than he should. Helped Will lock the old stone building, watching the sun dive through the stained glass, squares of blood red on the pews. Then they sat outside, not touching, hours, until the stars came out. He told Will more bad things. Not things he did. Things he wanted to do. To him.

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    Inspired by the plot/setting of Bridgerton s4. Characters: Stranger Things. Will Byers works for the Wheelers, but risks one night at the masquerade. Will and Mike get together at the ball.

    Brings his face back to Will; Byers’ neck suddenly cold where the spit dries. “I know you,” his friend murmurs.

    “Tonight, you don’t.” Kisses him again. It’s Will’s turn to push his lips to Mike’s scent glad. Scrapes his teeth, delicate over the slightly raised skin. Sucks, very lightly. The smell goes to his core. He’s hot. Burning. Drops to his knees. Fumbles with Mike’s costume. There’s greaves, straps, leather. Leather has never felt so good. Finds trousers underneath, buttons. Mike’s trying to help, but his fingers keep getting in the way, tangling.

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    Will believes he's going to present as an omega, but the signs are there: he's an alpha.

    His first rut coincides with a visit from his best friend. Mike is triggered into his first heat.

    “I’d do anything for you,” Wheeler says.

    Which isn’t an answer, it isn’t really, Mike never really answers any of the questions he’s asked. But, it’s enough. He can’t hold himself together anymore. Will snatches at his belt, fingers slippery, sticks his hand into his pants. Groans. Throws back his head.

    Mike’s rubbing his own wrist with his thumb, releasing the scent for Will. He’s pulling at the blankets, pillow, pulling fabric around the two of them. Takes off his too large leather jacket, adds it to the pile. “Can I?” Mike’s voice is different, closer to begging than talking. “Can I, help?”

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    Steve's clothes have been going missing. He's been getting nightmares of a man sitting on his chest.

    Harrington is too embarrassed to tell anyone, so he investigates alone, shirtless.

    "The string cut into his wrist, and Steve was awake. Flinging himself up. Why hadn’t he worn a shirt? Window open, freezing, nipples, goddamn nipples out, he felt exposed. He stretched to scoop the baseball bat off the floor one-handed.

    Hadn’t thought past this part. The string was still tied to the window. The window was now open. Something had opened it. And Harrington was now picking at the string’s knot. He hadn’t brought scissors. Oh god, he wasn’t a planner. His plan was un-planning itself before his eyes."

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    #conformitygate, started in the byler community, picked up and reported on by Forbes. I don't want the Duffers to do this. Let's pretend Wes Anderson directs this episode.

    Mountains. A singular figure in a long wool coat, hair and scarf delirious from the wind. We only see his back. Yellow text above his thick brown hair.

    #conformitygate

    It holds until you sweat. You think he might have an earring. The text blinks out. We are framed again, closer. Will Byers staring over the hilltops, a Byronic hero. Mike in the background, out of focus, panting as he crests the hill. Holding his side, limping until he’s beside Will.

    Yellow cursive: DIRECTED BY WES ANDERSON

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