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    Tony stopped short as the intern shot a thin, white gooey substance out at the wall.

    It stuck.

    The kid tugged on it experimentally.

    It continued to stick.

    “Hmph,” the kid said.

    And then he dropped the white sticky thread, which Tony's sleep-deprived mind was completely one hundred percent certain was a web just like Spider-Man’s, and went back to work.

    Who knew such things could be hiding in Tony’s own internship labs?

    OR: Tony Stark has been looking for Spider-Man for a long time. He has very, very little success in this search, despite Peter Parker working in his labs. Just some fun identity shenanigans >:)

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Tease by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    13 Sep 2021

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    Somewhere along the line, Sasuke's punches turned into touching and then his touching turned into taunting.

    Good thing Naruto has no problem turning the tables on omegas who like to tease.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    'What would the former Archduke Gortash be doing planting duskwood saplings in a public park?,' the former Archduke Gortash said instead. He had, in fact, just spent the past four hours planting duskwood saplings in a public park. 'Don't be ridiculous. It is merely a passing resemblance, and one I am not too fond of, given the circumstances.'

    'Huh,' the man said. 'I suppose that does make sense: you poor fucker! Besides, they wouldn't let a dangerous madman like that back on the streets.'

    'Yes, you would think so, wouldn't you,' Gortash said, mostly to himself.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    A Bhaalspawn, falling for me. That just might be the most absurd, nonsensical thing that has happened to him. He chuckled.

    Luckily for the chosen of Bhaal, the feeling is mutual.

    OR: in which gortash and durge are down bad for each other. that's it that's the whole fic

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    26 Jun 2026

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    “I’ve been thinking on how I might kill you, recently.”

    Gortash, to his credit, doesn’t so much as baulk at the comment. He simply hums curiously, fingers lifting to pet absentmindedly through Kazaran’s thick black locks. “And what conclusion have you come to?”

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    Or: what starts as pleasant pillow talk regarding Enver Gortash’s imminent death at my Durge’s hands turns into the two of them fucking and half-confessing their love reeeaalllll quick.

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    24 Jun 2026