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    Price, Ghost, Soap, and Gaz all enlisted when they were practically kids and the military basically raised them as a result. They know how to dismantle a rifle blindfolded, patch a sucking chest wound, and conduct recon in hostile territory; but put them in a normal house, in a normal neighborhood, in a normal environment and suddenly it’s game over.

    Because they’re bad at it. Really bad. By Day Three you have already decided that the four men across the street are either undercover agents, aliens trying out human cosplay, or the weirdest polycule of gay men on the eastern seaboard.

    Because how the fuck do four fully grown men collectively fail to figure out how to operate a lawn mower or light a grill without a column of flame visible to the ISS?

    Or: A comprehensive log of why your home insurance premium is about to skyrocket.

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    19 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    You know it’s wrong to get off to the idea of your best friend, but what better way to take your mind off the heat?

    TW: Masturbation with use of a toy, fantasizing, pre-fingering, being caught.

    Originally posted 10/14/2025 on Tumblr. (Failed) attempt at Kinktober, alongside 'Timid and Tantalizing'.

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    19 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 47

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    “Where are ye goin’, doll?” he laughs, but there's an edge to it, and you're careful not to toss yourself over. “You cannae be runnin’ from me.”

    “Let me go,” you retort, your tone sharpened but reedy.

    Your soul mate opens his mouth to reply, but he's interrupted by another voice, gruff and entirely too close—you jump when it sounds from right behind you. “Ease up, Johnny. She's skittish.”

    The man, your soul mate—Johnny, apparently? You wince internally at the misfortune of his name—flashes the other man a cheeky smile. “I can see that, Lt. Lass would disappear if I let ‘er.”

    “So don't let ‘er.”

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    Or: While on vacation, you discover your soul mates. They don't take it very well when you try to escape.

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    19 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    Soap Mactavish seems like a really nice guy. He's friendly, funny, and makes you feel warm and bubbly. You think he's a charming man with alluring blue eyes.

    Soap thinks you're his soon-to-be wife.

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    19 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Simon Riley is an international rugby star whose name carries worldwide fame. He's a brute on the pitch, an absolute tank of muscle and domination wrapped in a lethal 6'4 unit.

    He's also pathetically in love with his wife.

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    30 May 2026