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Starscream assesses him, the look in his optics keener than Prowl would prefer. “I suppose we’ve never talked about this,” Starscream says, making a lewd gesture in the direction of his own spark chamber. Prowl doesn’t give him the reaction he’s obviously seeking. “Have you finally come to sweep me off my feet? Shall we go on a date?”
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Small talk — that was something couples did, wasn’t it?
“It’s not hard,” he remembered Jazz saying once, when he’d tried to explain the concept of small talk to him. “Just say the first thing that comes to mind and let the conversation flow from there, y’know?”
Prowl glanced down at the treat in his hands. Just say the first thing that comes to mind.
“You know,” Prowl said off-handedly after a few moments of silence, “I always imagined that the sound of snapping a rust stick is what snapping someone’s struts would sound like.” He broke the rust stick he was fiddling with in two, as if to accentuate his point.
The restaurant fell silent at his statement, and Prowl could feel his auxiliary panels try and shrink closer to his frame, as if to shield him from the affronted looks. Starscream stared at him for a moment, before a smirk crossed his face.
“No, no,” he said. “Have you ever had rust sticks dipped in mercury? The noise those make is far more accurate — it’s difficult to break the struts without breaking a few energon lines, so the mercury helps it make that sort of particular wet snapping sound.”
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01 Jun 2026
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The Promised Land by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Sep 2022
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Ugly, lonely, and depressed, Wade Wilson has all but resigned himself to a life of solitude. But when a glory hole place called The Promised Land (the "Home of the Holy") opens up, Wade discovers a way he might be able to find some intimacy without traumatizing anyone with the sight of his skin. Enter Peter, the sassy, sweet sex worker who has a perfect ass and an even better sense of humor. They might (might!) be even better than Spidey's.
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Yes. This is 100% the glory hole + identity porn love story no one asked for. It's a smutty, angsty, fluffy, funny rollercoaster. Please read the tags!
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Hazard Light by cerkowah, EatYourSparkOut, Emporianne
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
20 Aug 2019
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In the aftermath of the time travel incident, Perceptor made a resolution to get to know his lab partner better. He didn’t anticipate that he’d grow so fond of Brainstorm in the process. Blindsided by a rare and deadly illness, he realizes that he’s miscalculated the depths of his regard.
Perceptor is determined to study and cure the disease with Brainstorm none the wiser. Unfortunately, feelings have never been his area of expertise.
(Hanahaki AU)
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Hypothesis by zymotica
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
02 Feb 2025
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“I’m bored,” he hissed, smiling behind his plate. “Understand that, Megatron? You’re boring me.”
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- Part 1 of Death Deferred
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