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The Alfredo Incident: A Tale of Pasta and Panic by DeerAngler0604
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
27 Apr 2026
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Of course I found this on twitter and why am I even explaining, the post itself screams Jin and Jungkook is his alfredo muse, hahahahahahaha
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Texter 1 – 11/10 bro
Texter 1 – soft skin, good kisser, smell amazin
Smell like a chicken alfredo with extra alfredo sauce
Texter 2 – Excuse me?
Texter 1 – WDYM ????
Texter 1 – OMG HOLY SHIT I MEANT TO TEXT MY FRIENDS I AM SO SORRY
Texter 1 – This is super embarrassing
Texter 1 – For what it worth tho I fuckin love chicken alfredoBookmarked by BlueDudeFly
28 Apr 2026
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The Pen Is Mightier Than The ***is by DeerAngler0604
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
26 Jan 2026
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Ah yes, here we are back to another muah romcom with our resident lovers
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Texter 1– Hey can I borrow a penis? Mine broke and now its squirting ink all over the place.Texter 2– HAHAHAHA IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!?!?! Maybe you should see a doctor before you use mine…
Texter 1– What?
Texter 2– Dude, read your last text.
Texter 1– Oh shit!!! ****PEN
Texter 2 – Penis was funnier
Bookmarked by BlueDudeFly
23 Mar 2026
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The Statistical Improbability of Jeon Jungkook by DeerAngler0604
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
29 Jan 2026
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I laughed the entire time drafting this, it's another gem and I am visualizing emo Jungkook's return, ahahahahahahahaha
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12 years ago, a random petite goth girl eyed me across the room at a party, with the unblinking stare of a serial killer, then mustered the courage to stomp towards me and blurt in ALL CAPS
YOU HAVE A VERY BIG HEAD. COME, DRINK VODKA WITH ME. NOW.
She was exactly this blunt and awkward the entire night. We ended up at my place and fucked. She kinda never left aftwerards, and now we have two kids and a cat. She remains strange and awkward to this day. Lives off cigarettes, black licorice and dick. Never saw her in direct sunlight. Extremely literal-minded. Hisses at other women in my vicinity. Might be Fae.
Sometimes I think she might be into me but it’s hard to say.This is the best “love” story I’ve ever heard.
Bookmarked by BlueDudeFly
23 Mar 2026
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Jungkook’s voice sliced through the chaos before his brain even caught up to what his eyes were seeing.
Seokjin on the floor. Pale face twisted in pain. One arm cradled to his chest.
The security detail scrambled too late, pushing people back, yelling into earpieces. A wide ring formed around them like they were museum glass. Cameras were still clicking. Some fans screamed. Others gasped.
“Move—move!” Jungkook snarled, shoving a wall of security aside to drop to his knees beside Seokjin. “Hyung—what the hell happened?!”
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- Part 2 of JinKook Stories
Bookmarked by BlueDudeFly
08 Mar 2026
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BTS remedies for insomnia. Ft Kim's methods by nosequedecir
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
27 Dec 2025
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Seokjin is adamant in helping Namjoon with the insomnia he developed during his military service. We just hope Namjoon can survive Seokjin's methods.
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“Where’s Jin-hyung?” Hobi asks casually, setting the food down.Jungkook shrugs. “He said he had to check something first.”
Namjoon pauses mid-step. Slowly, suspiciously, he narrows his eyes. “Taehyung told me he had to pick something up too.”
From the couch, Jimin doesn’t even look up. “Of course they did.”
Hobi sighs. “That doesn’t sound reassuring.”
“It’s not,” Jimin replies flatly, thumbs still flying across his screen. “Jin-hyung is crazy and Taehyung is not normal. If they’re together, they’re planning something.”
Jungkook narrows his eyes, “Don’t call my boyfriend crazy.”
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- Part 16 of JinKook Stories
Bookmarked by BlueDudeFly
30 Jan 2026