Blainespikachu
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Madonna is informing her Papa that he shouldn't preach, because she's keeping her baby. Danny raises his spoon. "Sing it, sister."
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- Part 2 of Well, shit.
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15 Feb 2026
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“Oh really?” Jimin raises his eyebrow, clearly amused. “So you wouldn't mind if I asked hyung for help during my next heat?”
Hoseok has to bite his lip to not do or say something stupid. “Nope.” He answers, slowly.
Jimin doesn't look like he believes it, so Hoseok presses on. “He’s very attentive. Knows what he's doing. Great knot.” The last bit feels like it's choking Hoseok, but he manages to get it out anyway.
“Great knot.” Jimin parrots, disbelieving.
“Y-yeah. Ten out of ten.” Hoseok rambles, nails biting into his palms. God, what is he even saying? This is terrible. A terrible mistake.
“Ten out – oh. Well, in that case. JOONIE-HYUNG.” Jimin calls and Hoseok wants to strangle him.
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27 Sep 2024
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“I think saving your virginity for marriage is stupid,” Namjoon said, almost whining.
Jungkook huffed. “Is this always on your mind?”
“When I’m with you?” Namjoon asked, equally incredulous, “Yeah. It is. A lot.”
“What’s your best-case scenario for this conversation, Namjoon?” Jungkook asked plainly.
“Well,” Namjoon thought, “Best-case…you agree that being a virgin is stupid and then we do something about it.”
“And if I don’t agree that being a virgin is stupid?” Jungkook inquired.
“Then you keep being a stupid virgin,” Namjoon mumbled.
“Good chat,” Jungkook told him.
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In a cool, 90s vintage way, Jungkook always thought he’d save his virginity for the person he married. In a normal, 2021 way, Namjoon would rather he didn’t.
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18 Oct 2023
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Looking back on the moment, Jungkook will blame his automatic answer on a number of things – blood loss, painkillers, that nausea-or-hunger combo you get when not very well but can’t tell which is which.
Jimin brandished his spoon at Jungkook hotly, still in conversation with Hoseok, and said, “Being Unpresented isn’t rare, look at Kookie.”
And Jungkook replied, “I’m not Unpresented, I’m an Omega.”
On any other day Taehyung losing juice through his nose would have been funny.
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14 Aug 2023
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Jungkooks hands tighten around his, and as he looked at the taller man's slim eyes again, he sees his brown eyes glow golden. The same kind of gold he see’s sometimes in the mirror when his emotions become too big to handle.
Draconic eyes.
or: one where dragon fledgling Jungkook has lived a lifetime of loneliness that it brings him to the brink of death, but a loving eros comes and heals his broken heart (quite literally).
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06 Jun 2023