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"The issue with this current obituary writing process was none other than a man. That man being that two-timing bastard, now one-timing-something, Jimmy Hawkins Private Investigator. He was bothering him with his insistent, unrelenting, unnecessary and definitely unprofessional nagging. It was honestly a bit unsettling, if it wasn’t for the fact that he was looking at him like a kicked puppy."
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O.W is trying to get some work done, but Jimmy is distracting him. O.W has some plans for this behavior
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That One-Timing Caretaker Jimmy Hawkins by Birdiful_Human
Fandoms: Death by Dying (Podcast)
02 May 2026
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The Obituary Writer wakes up in pain, the explosion from the graveyard causing his side to flare up. He had a planned to deal with it, but Jimmy Hawkins, that confusing man has a different plan.
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O.W is in pain, and Jimmy helps him deal with it.
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Love Me and Leave Me by Birdiful_Human
Fandoms: New Year's Day (Atypical Artists Podcast)
09 Mar 2026
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"It was a young night when the two magicians stumbled into the manor. It was new year’s day, of course it was. That day seemed to always be when he and John would meet up, have a drink or two. This day was special to them, so when Charles felt John’s hand around his waist he didn’t stop him. He never did. It was a shame that Charles only had the confidence to touch the man when he had a drink in him."
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Charles and John have an intimate night in, Charles has a lot of thoughts on the matter.
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John Watson is a university student. He gets with a girl, and he invites Mike Stamford because he sees him out of the corner of his eyes. He can't help but keep thinking of his fingers and that dick of his. Hope this doesn't awaken anything in him...
It does, and Stammo helps him figure it out.
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"John has never felt so sick to his stomach. As he stands guard at the door, watching guests roll in from all over the kingdoms he wanted to hurl. There is a small part of John that wishes to leave, to run away from the event and go back home. Yet, there was something small keeping him here, trapping him in the castle's looming walls.
Love.
Such a small word for such a big feeling. Something sick and twisted that could be so beautiful and worthwhile. John never found himself to be a romantic, never thought he could be so blindsided by his own emotions. Yet, as he watches these people file in for a wedding that was purely for convenience, he feels blind with it."or
John watches the man he loves get married, and he can't stomach to think he can't speak his mind about it. So he does.
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- Part 9 of Medieval Sherlock and Co
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Medieval Sherlock and Co by Birdiful_Human
Fandom Sherlock & Co. (Podcast), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
29 Apr 2025
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I'll probably put any of my swap!dndads fic in here so they're easier to find
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Avid wakes up Two Hundred years after his death, and something about him is distinctly different. Though in many ways, not a thing about him has changed.
Namely, a little crush on one Scott Goldsmith
Bookmarked by Birdiful_Human
30 Nov 2025
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jadams rpf. i dont wanna talk about it
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Bookmarked by Birdiful_Human
21 Sep 2025
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His eyes are at once dead and horribly, horribly alive. The milky film over his cornea does little to hush the luminous golden brown of his irises, huge around pupils so shrunken that Martin can hardly see them.
Jonathan Sims blinks. Then he frowns.
“Am I to take it you’ve never met a vampire, then?”
Oh, Martin is going to get a rubbish review.Or,
Struggling for income, Martin registers with an app that connects vampires with willing blood donors. His first client is not at all what he expected.
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Bookmarked by Birdiful_Human
30 Aug 2023
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A collection of DNDads one-shots, written for a shipping event! Each chapter is one day/fic, all based on different ships. Most of them can be read either romantically or platonically.
Final chapter: Day 10, Hermie/Normal
Bookmarked by Birdiful_Human
06 Feb 2023
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That’s How I Learned How to Survive by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
06 Feb 2023
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This is my self-indulgent OC insert.
Lark has a cool prankster kid, and I write a bunch of random one shots about them because they are my brain babyBookmarked by Birdiful_Human
29 Jan 2023