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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    He sighed and collapsed into his armchair. Even from across the room, she could feel in her bones the putrid smell of ale on his breath. "I don't want to. I have to."

    "What?" she asked

    He had a dead look in his eyes. If she didn't know better, she may have been speaking to a living corpse. "I can't win. I can't escape. I can't scheme my way out. The Old Gods have cursed me to do this over and again, on until there's nothing left to lift the sword. I shatter myself against the walls, on and on, until it's over or I've gone mad in trying to do the impossible. The only escape is death, and I can never die."

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    11 Jun 2026

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    “What brings you down here?” his empress asked as she stepped onto the balcony, swinging herself up with an easy grasp on the railing.

    There was no detectable menace in her, less than usual even of her native sharpness, but the note of amusement in her manner seemed almost more threatening. Vader knew by now how the Empress dealt with her temper, how her anger would and would not fall. He was less certain how she might choose to indulge herself, in a playful mood.

    “Did you really think I was in the middle of a firefight? In the basement?”

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    05 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    Forewarned of the finale, Homelander prepares for the final showdown. And when the day comes, he answers with scorched earth, shock and awe, blood and bone, until the world lies broken and he stands alone as victor. Yet in the silence after the screams stop, he finds his ultimate defeat: an empty crown, a hollow throne, a lonely god.

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    04 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 22

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    Soldier Boy wakes from a Soviet freezer with memories of a life he already lived. He returns to Vought Tower, takes control of the Seven as Executive Director, and comes face to face with the son who once put him on ice. Homelander does not know the man dismantling his team is his own father. One of them never learned how to speak, and the other never learned how to let go. This is the story of how they figure it out. Eventual father-son reconciliation. Guaranteed happy ending.

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    02 Jun 2026