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House huffed as he challenged, "You couldn't last a week dating me."
Wilson raised a brow. Why would House even— "300 bucks that you break before two."
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House and Wilson challenge each other to a bet to who can last the longest fake-dating the other person. Unfortunately, Wilson is troubled by House's undying effort to win any bet he's tried with.
Title is inspired by song lyrics in "Take me out" by Franz Ferdinand. (Epic song btw)
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A twist of the events in the episode titled "Holding on," (S08 EP21), where instead of the bitter fight continuing inside Wilson's car, the two reach a rather sweet end of the argument with three simple words; Words that are heavy on their own, but brought together become a shadow of new beginnings and long-dead ends.
In short, House and Wilson are in the car scene, where Wilson asks House to tell him that he loves him, but things go differently.
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So Wilson has started writing in his diary and notices some differences in House's behavior. More clingy, jealous, and calm around him. Not to mention oddly deflective- more than House has gotten Wilson used to. --
All of these chapters are really silly and not taken very seriously. Enjoy! <3
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This for that. It's a rule Azul Ashengrotto has abided by all his life. It's what keeps his business running, his allies close, and his leadership unchallenged. It also happens to be what keeps Jamil Viper ten feet away from him at all times. In a desperate attempt to secure Jamil's talents, Azul must find the one thing Jamil wants most of all and convince him to accept it.
Or, as Jamil would say: Overthrowing your dorm is so good when you don't have an octopus in your ear convincing you he's everything you need.
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Azul cleared his throat. “So you’re saying you’ll endure it.” He received a curt nod in response. “Does that not seem unfair to you, you who were so determined?”
“Are you entitled to my thoughts?”
“No one said anything about entitlement, I’m merely curious.”Or: After the unfortunate events that transpired over winter break, Azul wants to see more of his dear classmate's true nature.
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13 Jun 2026
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BEST AMAZING AZUJAMI FIC EVER HOLY ITS AL OVER THE SCREN!!!11!1!1!!!1!!
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”Are you seriously trying to get me to lie in court for you by challenging me to a game of gay chicken?” House just smiled in lieu of a response and Wilson sighed dramatically.
Or… House gets sued for being homophobic and decides to pretend to be in a relationship with Wilson to get out of it.
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In which House and Wilson, yet again, face dating allegations as the new batch of Ducklings begin to reach peculiar observations about the nature of their relationship.
But, this time, House has the bright idea of playing into the allegations to confuse his team (and, essentially, everyone else at PPTH. Doctors and patients alike)
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It takes Cam forever to figure out that he’s not jealous of Zac for having Evie, he’s jealous of Evie for having Zac.
Or, five times Cam doesn't kiss Zac, and one time Zac kisses Cam.

