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Bodie and Doyle have to share a flat after an administrative cock-up at CI5, Bodie isn't too keen, at least at first
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10 Jul 2025
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Alfred knows that on Sunday, he will go to church—as usual. He does not know the Vicar will intone from Ecclesiastes, and he will burn with shame because he is thinking of Henry Ashe. His thoughts are impure, profane, sinful, and he will have to press his hymn book painfully into his lap to distract and punish himself.
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- Part 1 of Nothing New Under the Sun
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08 Nov 2023
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“Edward,” says Stede, incredulous, “are you jealous of the terrible sex I very rarely had with my ex-wife?”
“Of course it sounds stupid when you put it that way,” Ed grumbles. “And yes.”
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Ed and Stede do something weird.
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- Part 6 of S.O.S.
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23 Oct 2023
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“Oh, Ed. What are we going to do with you?” Evelyn propped her elbow on the table and her face on her hand. Her earrings were bright green, peridot maybe, and they looked incredible, glimmering like spring. Ed never had a sister.
“Put me in a bag and shake me up? That’s what my mum used to say.” She’d never actually done it though. Maybe she should’ve, might’ve shook something loose. Done them both some good.
Ed is possibly having a small midlife crisis. He's dealing with it pretty well, until he meets this blond guy outside the library.
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- Part 1 of Temptation 'Verse
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01 Jun 2023
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End Racism in the OTW | Give your smile to me by imperfectcircle
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Jan 2023
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What the actual shitting fuck. Behind the counter is this fancy dickhead in a yellow suit smiling at him like Ed's the solution to all his problems and the answer to all his prayers.
This is a trap, right? Or a joke? Probably a joke. Guys like that don't smile at guys like Ed. 'Specially not this particular guy like that, who looks like he pisses champagne and shits caviar. Ed knows what he looks like to guys like that, and if he hadn't known when he woke up this morning, he sure as shit knows now every other shop on this street has told him.
-- Ed goes to buy a suit and meets the love of his life. He is very normal about it.
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- Part 29 of Stories by theme: Romance
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15 Feb 2023