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Eliot wants to know who conned POTUS into posting THAT video.
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- Part 1 of Shitstorm
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- English
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- 434
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The Spooks team reacts to a certain American video posted in October 17, 2025.
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- Part 2 of Shitstorm
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- 765
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Mission: Magic! Episode 0: High School is a Foreign Country by BeautifulLife
Fandoms: Mission: Magic! (Cartoon)
14 Jul 2025
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Before she became a magical school teacher, Miss Tickle was a teenager in 1963. Though Seventeen magazine tells her that girls should be demure, 16-year-old Monica Tickle has ambitions: college, adventure, and maybe a Winter Formal date with the cute new boy from Australia. This is Miss Tickle's origin story, as a malt shop romance.
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What Was the Fair Lady's Game by BeautifulLife
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
15 Sep 2024
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Beryl Stapleton, widowed by her murderous husband's disappearance into the Grimpen Mire, faces a bleak future -- until Laura Lyons, also left with serious unsolved problems, pays an unexpected visit.
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Yes, it's unproven that J.D. Vance had carnal relations with a couch... but it's funny. This is a light, short piece, so nothing explicit.
Project 2025, mentioned in the story, is unfortunately real.
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Care Wretched on an Ice-Cold Sea by BeautifulLife
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022)
16 Nov 2022
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"You don't look like a person things happen to by chance" is a high compliment, given Sauron's love of order. If only chance hadn't put him on a sinking ship in the middle of the Sundering Sea. This tale starts with Sauron's POV on events in the first season, and will diverge from canon in chapter 3 (his reveal to Galadriel) -- as yes, I'm among those fascinated by the possibilities of Galadriel accepting.
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Nick makes a different decision at a crucial moment. Will he save his life or ruin it?
Contains spoilers for the entire mini-series, including and especially the final episode. If you have not finished watching and intend to, mark this for later!
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One of These Crazy Old Nights by BeautifulLife
Fandoms: Supernatural, The Winchesters - Fandom
13 Jul 2021
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Cracking a millionaire’s safe on a ranch outside Reno is one hell of a honeymoon for the Winchesters. It’s also their best shot at a weapon to take on Hell.
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Moments in the married life of Dean and Castiel Winchester, written for /r/FanFiction's 2021 Pride prompts.
Post-scripts to One Less Day From Dying Young, but all you need to know is that Dean and Cas bought a house in Wichita.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31645925/chapters/78315536Series
- Part 2 of We're Going to Wichita
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Dean, human Cas, and a house-hunting show filming in Wichita. Married life would be off to a great start if their producer and realtor weren't a little weird. Can they find their perfect home for a life outside the Bunker? And will Wichita survive the Winchesters moving there?
(The Road So Far: 15.20 didn't happen. Dean was part of rescuing Cas from the Empty instead. They're married.)
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- Part 1 of We're Going to Wichita
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“I never said you’d be handling it alone,” Missouri Moseley scoffs. “Take the guest room, sleep till you wake, and when you leave, I’ll have a list of names for you.”
“You know people who want to babysit a shapeshifter in a secret bunker.”
“I know people who need you as much as you need them.”
Now that Cassie has a home, it’s time to gather her team for her spin-off, SUPERSTITION, which builds slowly to a backdoor pilot in SPN 6.16 (And Then There Were None), then goes on as a short summer replacement before having a first full season at the same time as SPN 7. The spin-off title is a reference to Cassie's passion for transforming superstition to fact and knowledge, as well as an excuse to use the Stevie Wonder song as the musical theme.
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- Part 4 of Superstition: The Series
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Cassie’s smile is tight and forced as she straps Bobby John into his car seat in the back of an elderly Volvo station wagon that looks like an animal cracker box on wheels.
The baby coos questioningly when she hands him a plushy Pokémon Ditto, but keeps his current blue-eyed, beige-haired form. Cassie’s learned the hard way not to give Bobby John toys that look like people unless she’s prepared to clean up Shifter Sludge. (Dean has a ruder term for it that he’s been told not to use in front of the baby.)
The car runs, which is all she asks of it.
Five smiles that change Cassie’s life, on a single February day.
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- Part 3 of Superstition: The Series
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Cassie Robinson's passion for reporting sent her after the biggest story of the millennium: the Apocalypse. Now she has to choose what life she wants and whether it'll be with Dean Winchester. For the SPN POC Week prompt "blue," five times when blue figured in a key change to the rhythm of her post-Apocalypse life.
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- Part 2 of Superstition: The Series
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“That’s the prepared speech,” Cassie says. “Now let’s talk about why the Midwest’s getting hit with earthquakes, forest fires, and rains of frogs. Is this the kind of thing you know something about?”
Dean’s mouth snaps shut. “Global warming?”
When Dean shows up on Cassie’s doorstep, not Lisa’s, at the end of 5.17, nothing in his big moment goes according to plan. What did he expect, telling a reporter about the biggest story of the millennium?
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- Part 1 of Superstition: The Series
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Poirot Shops for a Christmas Tree by BeautifulLife
Fandoms: Poirot - All Media Types, Poirot - Agatha Christie, Agatha Christie's Poirot (TV)
26 Mar 2021
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The habitual dapperness of my old friend, Hercule Poirot, was ill-suited to the rigors of the Christmas tree stand in front of the Gothic excess of St. John's Church, Notting Hill. Before we had seen more than half the selection of spruces and firs, Poirot's waxed mustaches were wilting, the scarf he wore against the foggy damp had come askew, and he walked as if his polished patent-leather shoes pinched.
Poirot and Hastings shop for a Christmas tree.
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I Came to Cast Fire on the Earth by BeautifulLife
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
26 Mar 2021
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"How long are you intending to play ministering angel?" Sheriff J.H. Blair asked when he passed Hester in the main street of Cumberland.
"Until the devil's driven out of Harlan County."
A brief look at Hestia in Depression-era Kentucky, part of a long-ago fic challenge.
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- Part 2 of You'll Never Leave Harlan Alive
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- 497
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The black veil gives a women decent privacy with her thoughts.
Corrie Worth, newly widowed, brushed crimson on her lips with a practiced hand, adjusted her hat over graying curls, and lowered the veil. Black gloves, bought at Woolworth's, weren't of the quality usually demanded by the wife of the third-richest mine owner in Harlan County; but sometimes keeping up appearances meant letting down standards.
(Greek mythology comes to Harlan County, Kentucky, during the Depression.)
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- Part 1 of You'll Never Leave Harlan Alive
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The Diary of Miss Jessica Wright by BeautifulLife
Fandoms: Santa Claus Is Coming to Town (1970)
26 Mar 2021
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September 6
My first day of teaching in Marachnyy Gorod is tomorrow. Will the children respect me?
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Doth he not see my ways, and count all my steps? by BeautifulLife
Fandoms: Deryni Chronicles - Katherine Kurtz
27 Jun 2020
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Elinor comforted herself that they all could be resisted, which is how she stood here, crowned with the silver circlet of a princess. Her husband, Cinhil Haldane, was rapt in the mass but most likely not consumed by yearning for the rituals worked on the nascent knights. He had, only three days earlier, been outraged by the absurdity of his learning to use a sword.
“You can’t pray an armed enemy into submission,” she had said, buttering a manchet from her breakfast tray.
Elinor, Princess of Gwynedd, has a list of problems to solve if she's to prosper in her new role.
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- Part 2 of All This Land and All This Power
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What binds me has been slain by BeautifulLife
Fandoms: Deryni Chronicles - Katherine Kurtz
19 Jun 2020
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Even so, Elinor needed a moment to peruse the shelves for something that was neither military tactics nor theology. This section’s leather spines felt like dust beneath her fingers. That one’s spines were emblazoned in a gilt alphabet she could not read.
“Who goes there?”
The voice was low, gentle, and inevitably masculine.
Elinor froze, putting out her handfire with a thought. There was nothing wrong with her being here, but having to put herself in the way of another Michaeline or MacRorie herding her this way and that—keep Elinor out of the way, keep Elinor busy, let Elinor take charge of Megan and the children, let Elinor sew tunics for the new king—filled her with a dread that curled her fingers into claws.
An unexpected midnight encounter between widowed Elinor MacRorie and the reluctant Haldane heir changes the course of history.
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- Part 1 of All This Land and All This Power
