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Ball and Chain AU by BattlemasterCoffeeCo, bluebells, shalltheseboneslive
Fandom Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett (TV), The Mandalorian (TV)
23 Jan 2022
Summary
After the events of Mandalorian S2, Din retreats to Tatooine, eventually taking Boba and Fennec up on their offer to join them as an opportunity to heal after his grief. Paz shows up with an intention to take him home. A polycule series of vignettes with endgame Paz/Boba/Din/Fennec(/Cobb) through a lot of kink, feelings and miscommunication.
This series features consensual D/s themes, BDSM play, omegaverse, established Boba/Fennec, Paz/Din but nobody is emotionally competent and Din is everyone's conduit to each other. Kink features heavily in this series and will always be tagged, but please let me know if I neglected warnings that should be included. Please read the tags and decide responsibly if each story is within your comfort zone before proceeding.
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Ball and Chainchomp AU by BattlemasterCoffeeCo, bluebells, shalltheseboneslive
Fandom Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett (TV), The Mandalorian (TV)
25 Jun 2023
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Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary (Comic) by BronzePlates
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
03 Jul 2026
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A comic re-posted from my Tumblr
There's no reason Simon would wake up on the Hail Mary and act rationally after dying in a blood ocean.
So, he doesn't
Good luck to Grace and Rocky
- Language:
- English
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- 196
- Chapters:
- 19/?
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01 Jul 2026
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“Shane,” Ilya said slowly, putting his phone in his pocket as he walked into their home gym to find Shane running on the treadmill. “Do you mean to tell me that the years of you doing ‘just a little promo’ has actually been you tormenting David Mitchell with your apparently not incredibly boring life? And you never thought to mention it once?”
“Huh?” Shane called, slowing the treadmill to a walk to glance over his shoulder at where Ilya was stood. “What do you mean?”
“I mean there are lots of tweets here about you on these shows and you seem to be giving all of them aneurysms?” Ilya said, pulling his phone back out and opening up twitter to show Shane.
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Or; Shane Hollander is far more famous than the Hockey world ever realised
Series
- Part 1 of Shane Hollander, Famous
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- English
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- 1/1
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29 Jun 2026
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Panic! At The League by fffpppp
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
26 May 2026
Summary
The league reacting to Canada's golden boy and modern hockey god Shane Hollander signing with Ottawa to be with his husband. Did we mention that the husband is Ilya Rozanov, the league's bad boy and also a modern hockey god?
(As told through texts (mostly), mainly focusing on Eastern Conference boys).
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08 Jun 2026
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When Desmond activated the device in the Grand Temple, he expected to die.
What he didn’t expect was being reborn in the past as his own ancestor, Sef Ibn-La'Ahad.
Series
- Part 1 of Let’s Celebrate Desmond’s Birthday By Making Him Suffer
- Part 1 of Yew Branches
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- English
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- 20,909
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- 1/1
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06 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander is a man who thrives on structure, routine, the solid ground of a ten-year plan. Ilya likes that about him, likes the embracing squeeze of having a life organized in tandem with Shane.
No one would call Ilya a man who thrives on structure. But it’s there, if not in his DNA then in the patterns of his brain. A call-and-response of: they do this, I do that.
When Ilya’s life is flayed open for the world to dissect, how will they push-and-pull their way back towards what was once a well-organized life?
“I thought we could go through the schedules and figure out what days we’ll be in the same cities this season, or when either of us have a couple of days off in a row. Maybe make a shared calendar, so we c—”
“A sex calendar? Your parents are arriving in thirty minutes, and you are proposing making a sex calendar?” Oh, this was delicious. He’d be able to eat out on this for years, if Shane was willing to give him that long.
“It’s not a sex calendar! It’s just … when we might be able to see each other,” he finished, already sounding defeated.
“And what are you planning on doing when we are seeing each other? Not fucking?”
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- English
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- Chapters:
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Bookmarked by BattlemasterCoffeeCo
06 Jun 2026