Battie
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Shuffles out dressed as a babushka and throws fic out like grain feed Here! Have your porn! You must eat so you grow big and strong for winter! Shuffles away
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Eddie gets a special gift for the groups Secret Santa and has the best night he could have hoped for! Gift wrapping isn't always just pretty paper and bows~
Secret Santa entry for my giftee on twitter! Purely just an excuse to write smut involving Steve's uniform which my giftee loves~
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"An illness born from unrequited love, making one choke on the living embodiment of their unrequited feeling that drown them inside."
Eddie curled forward as another bout of coughing began. His lungs burned and the few petals that worked their way up his esophagus made him gag until they were innocently laying on the bed before him.
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Eddie and Steve try to figure out what they want in life before time runs out.
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Eddie encounters a stranger in the early morning.
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My excuse to write a stupid crack ship cause I found the idea hilarious.
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Eddie Munson has always been too impatient and had too vivid of an imagination. But now he is desperate for the real thing.
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Sanji's come to associate his humanity with pain. To him, it was the thing that kept him from being a monster. So when he stops being able to feel it, he turns to the one man he trusts to give it to him, and comes out with a much better understanding of what truly defines him as human.
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the fic where they fuck rough, have a heart-to-heart, and finish soft.
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22 Jun 2026
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The tragedy of being a pirate while also wanting to have a meaningful first sexual experience with someone of importance was this: it was statistically unlikely to ever happen.
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15 Jun 2026
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Sanji goes in a heat in the middle of a traffic jam.
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Breedvember Day 20: Omegaverse
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14 Jun 2026
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5 times Zoro pretended he could get Sanji pregnant, and one time it actually happened.
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“Hmm, gotta cum inside if I want you round with my child, eh, curly-brow?”
Sanji's mind went completely blank, like fuzzy static inside of his head, not allowing him a single thought. Zoro had been completely serious.
“Wh...what the hell are you even talking about?”
“What? Don't wanna have my kid?"
“You...moronic ape! I'm a man, you know it's not possible!”
“Tch, a man can dream, can't he?”
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14 Jun 2026
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#8 Bed too small for rivalry | Warm me up 💗 by Plumilla
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
28 Oct 2025
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Sanji would have never thought, he’d be happy that his broken arm actually hurts. Even if having it in a sling makes cooking a bit more difficult.
“Need help with something?” Zoro asks and Sanji wants to squeeze the swordsman badly.
But what if someone comes in? And see how pathetic he is? Not only sharing bed with his rival, but Zoro comforting him like a little child? Cooking instead of him too?!
Choking back a lump in his throat, Sanji stops clumsily slicing the onion and gestures with his knife toward the three remaining pieces.
He can use some help. But the rest must wait.Series
- Part 8 of Bed too small for rivalry
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14 Jun 2026