BaneOfBoons



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    Repository of vignettes about Redding, Vasili, and any other OCs I drag into this mess. Most of the works here are unrelated to each other/not chronological. Most of the works will also be rough and exploratory in nature.

    We’re just doing whatever and putting characters in hydraulic presses.

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    I [25M] live with my roommate [26M]. I’m worried I might be homophobic towards him?

    tl;dr: I’ve never been homophobic before, but whenever I see my gay roommate with other guys it makes me feel like shit and it’s ruining our friendship. How can I stop acting like an asshole and make things go back to normal?

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    Steve moves in with Eddie under the illusion that he's straight. Straight, and weirdly, distressingly invested in his roommate's sex life.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    “Sorry if you got a lot of shit about it. At school. From- you know.”

    Eddie stares at him. “From… your basketball lackeys?”

    “Sure. Yeah.”

    Is this… is Harrington winding him up?

    “Are you winding me up?”

    “What? No. No!”

    “Pardon my hesitance,” Eddie says, narrowing his eyes, “this is just- kind of unexpected. And by that, I mean- a bit of a mind fuck.

    Steve clears his throat, looks down at his shoes.

    Eddie kind of dances from side to side, ducks down to recapture Steve's gaze. “And by that- I mean- cereal shopping with Steve ‘the hair’ Harrington while he apologises on behalf of high school jocks everywhere.”

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    Gareth's unintentional matchmaking skills lead Eddie to three new discoveries:
    1. Steve Harrington is very bad at math
    2. Steve Harrington is very fucking weird
    3. Steve Harrington is dangerously easy to fall in love with

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    03 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 49

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    In which Dean takes Castiel to a house of questionable repute, Castiel makes an entirely reasonable assumption, and a bartender helps Castiel recreate a scene from a Rob Reiner film. Yes, that one.

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    25 May 2026

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    The gift Shepard had given Garrus would have felt special coming from a turian, but Garrus wasn't sure if Shepard had truly meant it that way or if that was merely wishful thinking on his part.

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    17 May 2026

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    Trapped under debris with Shepard after an explosion, Garrus has a lot of time to think. But there's a war raging and the burden on Shepard's shoulders is already heavy enough, and Garrus doesn't want to give him yet another thing to worry about.

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    15 May 2026

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