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Several years and no time at all into our Rimmer's new life as the dashing, heroic, interdimensional heartthrob known as "Ace", the Wildfire crash-lands in a dimension that looks very similar to a dream that Lister had once told him all about.
A dream in which Lister is happily married.
A dream in which Lister has a little farm with a sheep and a cow, and breeds horses...
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25 Jul 2026
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“Lister, you know surprises make me anxious.”
“Just keep the blindfold on sweetpea, we’ll be there in a tick,” Lister replied, shifting in the pilot’s seat of Blue Midget so he could reach out and place a reassuring hand on Rimmer’s thigh.
Rimmer has never gone to a beach before, so Lister takes him to one in honor of the three million and twenty two year anniversary of their first meeting.
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16 Jul 2026
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Rimmer keeps bringing up Lister's pregnancy. Lister confronts him about it. Some things are discovered in the process.
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07 Jul 2026
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(we sit here, both with us knowing) there’s something under, forever growing by teethbound
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
25 Aug 2024
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He looks like the Rimmer standing just behind him and, at the same time, completely different. He's not as slim as he is now and lines are beginning to appear around his mouth, likely from his perpetual sneer. He looks good for a dead guy pushing sixty. Hell, watching him, Lister is forced to admit he’d look good for a living man pushing sixty.
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After finding the time drive, the crew get a call from their future selves, asking for help getting back to their time. Lister and Rimmer come to a startling realisation about their future selves.
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02 Jul 2026
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“Marry me, smeghead.”
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29 Jun 2026
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Arnold Rimmer seems like an alien because he's a smeghead. Other than that, Lister's never really considered it before. He's never needed to, not when Rimmer speaks so disgustingly English. Ninety per cent of the time, Lister forgets Rimmer's not from Earth…
Until today, the moment I'm launching you readers into.
Today, we establish that Rimmer has a culture.
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29 Jun 2026
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Lister has been searching through the various storage areas around Red Dwarf. He finds something new to wear in the medical storage area, and it leaves quite an impression on Rimmer.
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- Part 2 of You Look Good In Those
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24 Jun 2026
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Whittling Away The Hours by just_a_dapper_fellow for PunksxPineapples
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
11 Apr 2025
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Lister takes up whittling, and at first, Rimmer is confused about the new hobby, but it turns out its to make up for something that happened a few years ago.
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Lister feels bad about burning Rimmer's Armée du Nord, so he makes him a new one. And he gives him something else too.
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19 Jun 2026
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Insecurity, stability, and other words we tend to avoid. by Lord_Pretzel
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
07 Jun 2026
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Rimmer notices that Lister has been acting kind of weird since they've been on Starbug and supplies have started to dwindle
Written for Day 3: Starbug of @a-literal-toaster-wtf on tumblr's Rimster Week!
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10 Jun 2026
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Inspired by @BanM (IDK how tags work on here!! lmao but go read their fic) who has made the FIRST cat/reader fic on Ao3, I wanted to throw my hat into the ring also.
Cat has a crush, and Cat does not know how to express it in a way that a human would understand without explanation.
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05 Jun 2026
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It's been twenty-one days, three hours and thirty-six minutes since Rimmer became the owner of a pair of matching engagement rings. Since then he's been biding his time waiting for the perfect moment to ask Lister the question he so desperately wants to ask.
The path to that perfect moment, as it transpires, is anything but easy.
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21 May 2026
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When you think about the sea, you think of dolphins, sharks and whales. When you think of disasters at sea, you think of the Titanic. And when you think of disasters in space, you think of Red Dwarf.
A hundred years after the mining freighter went missing, it still captures the imagination, conjuring up both horror and awe in equal measure, as laymen and scientists alike attempt to uncover what truly happened to the ship and its crew.
This book will not, miraculously, solve the mystery. But, it'll do its best.
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Aka, a mock non-fiction in-universe book about the disappearance of Red Dwarf from the POV of a descendant of the original crew.
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17 May 2026
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Your hands are rough, but they are where mine belong by sappho_themself
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
04 Sep 2023
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An old and domestic Lister and Rimmer reminisce about Lister's pregnancy. Together they discover that Rimmer likes it a tad too much.
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20 Apr 2026
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Takes place immediately post-The Promised Land, so- spoilers.
In helping Rimmer and Lister to clean out the bunkroom, one of the many cats discover the Holly Hop Drive buried amongst all the junk.
Moments later a ship blinks into existence alongside Red Dwarf that looks suspiciously like the Wildfire, but its passenger is not what they expect.
The wheels are in motion to make a return trip to the Parallel Universe.
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- Part 6 of Series X-XII+ Standalone "Episodes"
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09 Mar 2026
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Minimum Amount of Physical Contact Necessary for Survival by just_a_dapper_fellow
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
24 Jan 2025
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“Are you sure?” Rimmer asked incredulously, raising an eyebrow at the piece of paper that Lister was waving in front of him.
“For sure man,” Lister nodded. “Kryten said this was like… super urgent medical stuff. Top notch.”
“So you mean to tell me that if I show this to Kryten, he’ll agree?” Rimmer asked incredulously, snatching the paper from him.
“Oh totally. He says that this is super important and that I could die if you don’t do this. He’s like, freaking out man. We might have to replace his head again.”
“But a mandatory 30 minutes of physical contact per day?” Rimmer squeaked, shoulders bunching up by his ears in the way he always did when wound up with irritation. "That’s- that’s- ridiculous!”
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22 Feb 2026
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“Why’dya always call me fat?”
“What?” Rimmer asked, looking up from where he was hunched over the table of the bunkroom, papers with astronavigation nonsense scattered about him. Lister met his gaze from where he was sprawled on the top bunk.
“I said why’dya always call me fat?” Lister repeated, rolling onto his side and propping himself up on an elbow.
“I do not,” Rimmer sniffed indignantly, turning back to his papers.
“You compared me to a hippo at least twice this week.”
“Yes, well, I can hardly be blamed when I’m forced to witness you trying to shovel as much curry down your gullet in one bite as possible. It’s inhuman.”
“It’s Tuesday.”
Rimmer has been making derogatory comments on Lister's weight for years. Lister finally confronts him as to why.
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03 Feb 2026
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While trying to fix a power outage, Rimmer mixes up the switches on a console and accidentally locks them in a simulation suite. Not just any simulation suite though... its couple's therapy. They must complete all 10 modules to be let out, getting spicier and more intimate as they progress. The only problem is, they're not a couple... yet.
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03 Feb 2026
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Rimmer has a dream about Lister. Unsurprisingly, he is a repressed idiot about it. (Takes place prior to series 1)
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02 Feb 2026
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Abel had pulled something small from his pocket, familiar in a way that made her stomach drop. He put it between his lips, and then flicked a lighter.
Lute's mouth actually fell open.
"What?" he said.
He lit it, took a slow drag, held it, and exhaled toward the stars "you said you wanted to know my secret".
"Is that--?"
"Yeah"
He held it out to her, not pushing, just offering.
"You want some?"
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Lute and Abel end up trauma bonding over joints and peaceful moments
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07 Jan 2026
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Wishing to be the Friction In Your Jeans ! by Hybrid_Moments
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Jan 2026
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A paranoid Abel develops a habit of checking up on his loved ones using Heaven's all-seeing orbs, still shaken by the threat of Hell's uprising.
But one late night, this power of surveillance gives him a little more than he bargained for...Bookmarked by BanM
06 Jan 2026