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Despite Everything, It's Still You by Badendchan
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Series
31 Oct 2024
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By any reasonable metric, the Agarthan assassin Kronya – Crypteia-caste, Batch LXVI, extracted ‘31 by the meanest breeders in the Knossos Unit – should be having the time of her life right now.
The Garreg Mach infiltration went off without a hitch, this ‘Monica’ identity’s a cakewalk, and she gets to bully Thales’ little puppet princess all she likes these next few moons, ‘til the brat finally kicks off the topside war against the Nabateans. She’s at the top of her game, running circles around these surface-dwelling beasts, things're going great!
...so then, why can’t Kronya shed this gnawing feeling that something's about to go utterly, catastrophically wrong?
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You know why. And it's almost time.》(tl;dr—A mildly macabre morsel of Monigard love for the Halloween season & queers who know true devotion never dies. Updates Every Other Week.)
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Boys Will Be Boys* [Citation Needed] by Badendchan
Fandoms: Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
23 Aug 2024
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That’s what they say, isn’t it? All boys, plucked from the box and arrayed upon the game board as boys, will only ever be boys – even those who don’t quite 'boy' correctly – and so it is, and always shall be, such is the Goddess’ mandate for the natural world, et cetera, et cetera, praise Sothis.
Since childhood, one young man has been plagued with unseemly doubts about his place on the proverbial board; traitorous thoughts like hardy seeds buried deep in the unwelcoming Faerghan soil, waiting for a rare season to blossom at last. The self-destructive, self-loathing playboy, Sylvain Gautier, has no place in the brave new world Edelgard has envisioned... But Sylvia just might.
(tl;dr - The egg-cracking and self-substantiation of Transfem!Sylvain across Crimson Flower, for #FETransWeek)
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Curiosity Kindled the Cat (A Selfless Feline, Burning Black) by Badendchan
Fandoms: RWBY
13 Jul 2023
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“I cannot deny your actions… complicated plans already in motion for quite some time, Miss Belladonna," explains Ozpin, "yet I acknowledge you’ve risked your safety to bring me, hardly more than a stranger, information which could save thousands of lives the world over. Why I hesitate to put forth this proposal is not merely its confidentiality, but its enormity. Those I entrust with this duty rarely lead long, peaceful lives, nor pass away in their sleep, at a ripe old age, free of regret."
"Mm-hmm." Blake tips her chair back at an angle, takes a deep breath. “So, what’s my mission?”
(tl;dr Blake eavesdrops on Cinder's first rendezvous with Adam, can't leave well enough alone, bungles straight into Ozpin's business, and onto the path to Maidenhood.)
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“Where are the others?! Yang, Blake— Weiss was right next to me!”
“The three of them must’ve had something bigger to work out.”Designated wingwoman Weiss Schnee has long-since suffered the thickness of her teammates' skulls, oblivious to their love for one another. Under normal circumstances, Weiss might thank the bizarre, psychic, semi-sentient realm that is the Ever After for giving those two a push to sort things out... Yet the long-smothered feelings in her own heart cannot escape its notice, and perhaps the intruder in the garden might find she's been welcome all along.
(Or: Bridge Scene, Plus One)
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Palliative (Or: 'That One Quote From Euripides Everyone Knows') by Badendchan
Fandoms: Fire Emblem Musou: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes, Fire Emblem Series
07 Feb 2023
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In the midst of grueling war across Fódlan, even a minute's peace is a priceless resource. One could even argue that a valiant leader regularly spending such moments recuperating in a loved one's care might, at times, be all that holds an army together!
(...But even if it wasn't, Monica would insist her Lady do so, regardless.)
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'What Are THEY So Happy About?' -- A Happy Huntresses Anthology by Badendchan
Fandom RWBY
22 May 2022
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They're lesbians, Harold. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Meditations of a Jedi Master by Valasania
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
15 Mar 2026
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Tamah qa brok vaversi, ji enoah qa mikodail orhma bika.
Outside it is cold, but we are all warm together here.
-A Jedi Saying, from Dai BenduAbruptly trapped and stranded on an unpopulated planet behind enemy lines, and poised to remain stuck there for the foreseeable future, Obi-wan Kenobi has a lot of time on his hands and a single connection to the outside world to speak with. Unfortunately, it only works one way. The rest of the galaxy gains an open line to the unfiltered thoughts of one of its most famous Jedi Masters.
Or, the meditations of a man sitting at rock bottom.
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12 Jun 2026
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Shows what the SIREN workskin can do.
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11 Jun 2026
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After a bad break up and an unplanned pregnancy, Blake Belladonna is in desperate need of a fresh start. Luckily, she may have just found one in the last place she expected.
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13 May 2026
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Bloodlines, Blades, and Broken Promises by saintluke
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Musou: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes, Fire Emblem Series
30 Mar 2026
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A ravaged land…a broken promise…and nowhere else to turn. Charged with defending Galatea, Ingrid can only watch while the Holy Kingdom slides toward civil war. But after being called to King Dimitri’s side, she begins to question everything she knows about love and loyalty.
Sylvain has fled Faerghus and lended his lance to Emperor Edelgard’s cause. When the Professor returns and breaks the continent-wide stalemate, the fight for Fódlan's futue becomes more dangerous than ever and Sylvain must contend with the consequences of his decisions.
In a story told from two perspectives, Ingrid and Sylvain search for love, meaning, and hope in the midst of war.
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02 May 2026
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Love drives Malenia to the brink, and it calls her back again too.
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Bookmarked by Badendchan
22 Apr 2026