BadboyJingyi



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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    “Nobody turns their back and just randomly sorts their spices unless they have a blush or a boner to hide.”

    Jiang Cheng had only been trying to more or less enjoy a horrible day off. He hadn't expected to invite Lan Jingyi into his flat, drenched from the rain with no other place to go.

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    04 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 50

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    There are three things everybody knows:

    Jingyi would never turn down a good bet.

    Jingyi is notoriously unlucky.

    And Jingyi has a hopeless, unrequited crush on his best friend’s uncle.

    So when after a night of heavy drinking at a Halloween party it’s Jingyi who has to deliver a very drunk, very pale Jin Ling onto Jiang Cheng’s doorstep, it feels like one giant cosmic joke. Except the universe is rarely amusing, and soon Jingyi finds himself confronted with the consequences of taking on one too many silly bets.

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    04 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    "On a different topic, is eating ass considered vegetarian? I asked Lan Qiren once and he threw seven books at me, but I have to know! I mean, I am a vegetarian, so eating my ass would be ethically sourced, but your ass-”

     

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    or; Zidian can alert Jiang Cheng to horny thoughts, and Lan Jingyi does not shut up in bed. overall crack.

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    03 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 24

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    “What do you mean it’s not reversible!” Jiang Cheng shouted.

    “It means bonding time with Qiuyue,” Wei Wuxian beamed, sitting next to Jiang Cheng on the cot holding his daughter. “If you can feed her milk, perhaps you’ll have a maternal instinct and love her.”

    “What the fuck,” Jiang Cheng pressed a palm against his right nipple, which had started dripping steadily at the proximity of the child. “You did this so I could let your baby suck my nipples? You’re disgusting, this is wrong on so many levels. Wei Wuxian, you are dead.”

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    or a crack fic in which Wei Wuxian hits Jiang Cheng with a talisman to produce milk, and Lan Jingyi selflessly offers to help with the after effects

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Do not indulge in debauchery. Do not wallow in luxury and pleasure. Do not act impulsive. Do not create damages. No dishonest practices. Do not covet other people's property.

    Do not steal.

    Lan Jingyi, unfortunately, is a Lan no matter how the sect elders say otherwise. The curse would've happened eventually. He's just sure that this was not how he planned to get through it himself.

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    Lan Jingyi has fallen in love with someone unreachable and handles it like any other Lan would. Horribly.

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    12 May 2026