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After being assigned by the Commission to observe and report back on their best agent, you become consumed with thoughts of him. Even after your job is complete, you can't stop watching his every move. But Five doesn't have a reputation for being the best for no reason, and you find out that the hunter has become the hunted. Obsession, it turns out, can go both ways.
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It's the end of the world. The Cleanse is devouring them all. In one last-ditch effort to save himself and his family, Five time travels to the last place, and person, he can think of that made him truly happy.
Five finds Ava, a sunshiny waitress working at a cafe in 1965 Dallas, Texas. He hasn't been able to forget her ever since he set eyes on her in 1963. Fortunately for Five, Ava finds him charming and they develop a deep, romantic relationship. Unfortunately for Five, that means he has to lie to her about his entire life.
Nothing bad can come of that, right?
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Vivian has been taking on too much at work and in her personal life. Eventually, the pressure is too much and she has a panic attack. As she has done many times for him, Five is there to help her through it.
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- Part 16 of Five and Vivian One-Shots
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You had always had eyes for Five, but you had kept your relationship friendly and professional. When you and he are sent to investigate a possible conspiracy within the CIA, involving the unauthorized use of a top secret interrogation weapon... you may not be able to keep your true feelings to yourself anymore
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You and Five: A Sex Pollen Story
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Five just wants to prepare a nice, holiday meal for his entire family. Something he has been wishing for since his lonely days in the apocalypse. But when things go wrong, because of course they do, Five sees how much his wife and siblings care about him.
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- Part 15 of Five and Vivian One-Shots
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A series of sweet, smutty, silly, romantic one-shots that revolve around Five and my OC Vivian. These are just little glimpses into their life together, in no particular order or time line.
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A collection of alternate endings to scenes in the Find Your Way Home series. There are several points in "If It's Not Love, Then It's the Bomb" where Klaus and Five almost got their shit sorted way earlier than actually happened.
Basically lots of porny, fluffy alternate scenes where Five gets his head of out of his ass and takes what's on offer from Klaus...
Each chapter is a different scenario, with a link to the original scene from which it comes. (I currently have 3 alternate scenes I plan on posting, but there might be more. However, each chapter is a complete, self-contained story, so it isn't a WIP in the traditional sense...)
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- Part 5 of Find Your Way Home
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10 Jul 2026
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When you signed a contract with Shelby Company Limited, you forgot to read the fine print.
Or, Tommy Shelby does not like other people touching his things.
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11 Jan 2026
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Five achieves his goal. After returning from the 1960s, he and his siblings finally find themselves in the correct timeline. There will be no other end to the world. However, it turns out that ordinary life can be more difficult to accept than the apocalypse. Perhaps even unbearable when there is no longer any threat to face or purpose to fulfill.
Or: without the end of the world looming over them, Five cannot find a purpose for himself and starts spiraling. His siblings are there to help. There's angst, there's violence, there's emotional blackmail and totally inappropriate jokes. There's also sudoku, some booze and complaints about the smell of overcooked pasta. It's messy and not therapeutic at all. But Five's about to learn that he's not the only stubborn one and that they're not going to give up on him that easily... Even when he really wants them to.
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24 Oct 2025
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Five finds himself alone in the academy and decides to relieve some stress.
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18 Jul 2025
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In the deli Five finds a little more than he bargained for, OR, what if the key to saving the timelines has nothing to do with the Cleanse?
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It had been a long time since Nora had the mental clarity, or the wherewithal, to form even a single coherent thought. That happens when you have all the moments of a vast and expanding universe shoved into your brain, playing on a loop for eternity. However, with clarity came the understanding of why she could possibly have that clarity: the universe was wrong. And, as always, the blame could be placed solely on the shoulders of Sir Reginald Hargreeves.
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24 May 2025