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  1. Public Bookmark *

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    How do you summarize something with no plot? Um.... Okay. In which there is burglary, conjugation of English verbs and then sexy times in a closet with Derek Hale. Yes, please.

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    30 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Number one. Go back every time!!!

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    The Cat in the Hat and the Grinch get sexy. Anatomically correct unfortunately.
    Enjoy, I guess..
    Not beta read or edited at all. I literally just spam wrote this at 3am.

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    29 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    Cindy Lou Who is over Christmas,
    So a snow storm she braves,
    For twenty years later,
    She goes after the one creature she craves.

    Adult Cindy Lou goes looking for The Grinch again, this time with dirtier intentions.
    Pure crack smut.

    Do I regret this? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.

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    29 Dec 2025

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    Stiles tries not to whimper as Derek gets closer. Stiles had forgotten just how intense space invader Derek could be.

    If Derek was boner inducing when Stiles knew him before, equal parts terrifying and sexy, back at the age of twenty four, well... it’s not a patch on what thirty year old Derek’s got going for him.

    Derek’s still got a stupid leather jacket and his black hair is slightly longer than Stiles remembers. The stubble is longer too, not quite a beard but still neatly shaped in a way that makes his cheekbones stand out.

    And the eyes, shit, the eyes. He’s staring at Stiles with this stormy mix of grey, blue and about a thousand other colours thrown in and Stiles couldn’t break eye contact if he wanted to.

    Derek fucking Hale, ladies and gentlemen.

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    05 Oct 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fluffy bunny good

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    Derek answers his phone on the second ring. “What.” No inflection whatsoever.

    “Does the ‘S’ in your middle name stand for Sexy?”

    Silence. Then, “Stiles.” Still no inflection.

    “I doubt it stands for Stiles, dude. There can only be one,” he answers in a kick-ass impersonation of The Kurgan. “But tell me it isn’t, like, Sawyer or Skylar or something equally new-age and white-boy contemporary.”

    “How did you get my number?”

    OR: 5 times Stiles guesses Derek's middle name +1 time he knows.

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    01 Jun 2022