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  1. Public Bookmark 46

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    Fiona heads off with a wave, and he's left where he started - staring through a window into a nearly-empty kitchen, looking in on a life was never his and never will be. Inside, the robian sets bacon on the stovetop to fry and starts making toast, blissfully unaware of the hedgehog just outside. It's hard to tell on a robot, obviously, but he looks perfectly content with his life. Happy, even.

    Pathetic. 

    Or: Scourge avoids his problems, Fiona is exasperated, and Jules is mostly oblivious.

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    27 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 55

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    There’s a poke on his cheek that has him grumbling, and when it’s followed by a complete hand on his face- he huffs.

    “Sonic.” His voice is deep with it’s morning sleepiness, and his eyes flicker open.

    Sonic moves his hand off of his face, and Shadow is able to get a good look at perked up ears along with a rapidly wagging tail.

    Something that he can’t stay irritated at.

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    04 May 2026

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    Pure Vanilla visits White Lily to talk about his growing feelings for Shadow Milk. She doesn't understand but if he was willing to stand up to all of them and give the Beast a chance to change then she supposes she has no other choice but to support him. Unfortunately for them, her faerie subjects get the wrong idea of why the two Ancients are meeting more frequently and decide to take matters into their own hands.

    A potion to bring forth hidden affections given to the one cookie that has some form of love for every single person he's ever known means now White Lily has to try and keep an increasingly cuddly Pure Vanilla from embarrassing himself in front of everyone he crosses paths with. And when Shadow Milk shows up, she needs to keep him from making a mistake that may just drive the jester away for good.

    Pure Vanilla is lucky she's always been good at figuring out spell craft... and with an extremely reluctant Shadow Milk's help, maybe they can break this lovestruck haze that her friend is trapped in.

    AKA
    Someone wanted Viridescent Outfit PV but with the ShadowVanilla ship. I decided to make it thousands of words of angst repairing many cookie's relationships while I'm at it.

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    09 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 57

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    The Sage of Truth is late for his daily visit.

    Truthless Recluse is totally not bothered by this one bit. Nope. Not at all.

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    02 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 67

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    The cravings have gotten so intense ever since Shadow Milk started hanging around more often. It's just as bad as it had been when he was with White Lily at the Academy, if not worse. Obviously he couldn’t act on these desires. So he dealt with it the only way he knew how, he ignored the hell out of it.
    Sure, sometimes the mere idea of holding his bluebird close, and pulling aside that frilly little collar kept him up at night. Sure, sometimes he snuck off to the castle's hospital wing and snagged one or two teeny tiny little bags of donated blood, but it was fine. Until it wasn't fine.
    Obviously he hadn't ever intended for the object of his desires to find out.

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    Pure Vanilla, a vampire, has starved himself for centuries, living only off of what was strictly necessary. It's difficult, but he's gotten extremely good at controlling his urges. Until a certain blue jester shows up in the vanilla castle, casually flaunting his bare neck, and unintentionally driving the poor vampire up the wall with hunger. Pure Vanilla's secret is not a secret for very much longer.

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    30 Oct 2025