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Bookmarked by AzureHeart
10 Mar 2026
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i need them protected and happy for eternity
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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Bar by weiserr
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
04 Aug 2024
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It’s Shoko’s birthday, and (almost) everyone’s excited for a wild night of shameless debauchery. Of course, it doesn’t take long for things to get a little out of hand—courtesy of infamous lightweight Satoru Gojo—and soon the party becomes a night Satoru won’t remember, and everyone else won’t forget!
AKA the previously untold events of Shoko Ieiri’s Bad Bitches Birthday Bash
(Companion fic to "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Therapy")
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- Part 2 of A Funny Thing Happened...
Bookmarked by AzureHeart
16 Oct 2024
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Cherry Blossom by InfiniteTeal for Exumbraen
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Dec 2023
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Cherry Blossom is a world renowned restaurant owned by an exemplary chef that was known as the culinary king. Sukuna takes pride in the artistry of his cooking and he expects everyone to respect the way that his restaurant runs.
Satoru doesn’t consider himself to be like “everyone”. He ends up being the only person to convince Sukuna to do something out of the ordinary.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 34,774
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 2
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- 82
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- 728
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29 Sep 2024
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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Therapy by weiserr
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
03 Apr 2026
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Satoru Gojo is no stranger to challenge. He’s faced off against hordes of curse users, defeated the strongest of cursed spirits, laughed in the face of reality’s limits and defied even death itself. But this…This new challenge could perhaps be the most difficult yet—infinitely worse than all the others combined:
Couple’s therapy.
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After a highly experimental cursed technique goes wrong (right?), Satoru and Sukuna become fathers to a miracle child, Yuuji. Of course, the higher-ups in Jujutsu society are not impressed, and in a desperate bid to protect Yuuji from harm, Satoru comes up with a plan so crazy that it just might work: a fake relationship. With Sukuna.
Maybe Satoru should’ve thought this through.
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- Part 1 of A Funny Thing Happened...
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 347,039
- Chapters:
- 39/?
- Comments:
- 946
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- 3,065
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- 637
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- 129,682
Bookmarked by AzureHeart
16 Jun 2024
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Achilles, Come Down by HotCocoaaa
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Dec 2022
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“Satoru?” The word rings, fuzzy in his ears as it whines like tinnitus, familiar and heart stopping.
‘I’m dead.’ He can’t even hear his own thoughts over the loudness of the world, staggering where he stands, eyes still fixated on the sky, on the sun. ‘I’m dead, I died, I felt my heart stop, this can’t be, it can’t-’
“Hey,” it comes again, a little more urgent than before, a little closer, another hammer to his ears and all the noise shrieking behind his eyes. He recoils hard enough to go stumbling as a hand reaches for him, covered in flesh rather than empty bone, tan and recognizable. Unbelievable.
There’s something wet trickling from his nose. Bile stings on the back of his tongue. The words dissolve into the rest of the white noise as he stares up at the blue of the sky, and tries to remember if he’d ever had a hallucination as bright as this.
‘I have to be dead,’ he thinks. Somehow, he isn’t.
Or: Gojo Satoru goes back in time. He makes a couple of changes for the better.
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- Part 1 of The Odyssey
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 207,939
- Chapters:
- 32/32
- Collections:
- 39
- Comments:
- 2,464
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- 18,374
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- 5,421
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- 879,590
Bookmarked by AzureHeart
19 Apr 2024
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fix-it. timeline where sashisu never drifted apart <3
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The title of the video reads ‘APRIL FOOLS PRANK ON MY TWIN (GONE WRONG)’ and by gone wrong, they mean Atsumu nearly fucking dies and their supposed camping vlog ends up looking like a clip from The Blair Witch Project.
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- English
- Words:
- 9,154
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 184
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- 5,021
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Bookmarked by AzureHeart
06 Apr 2024
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Miya Atsumu and Sakusa Kiyoomi’s Co-Stars With Benefits Arrangement Contract
Rules:
1. The span of this arrangement will only last up to the very last day of filming. Anything past that is forbidden.
2. This arrangement will be kept top secret. For obvious reasons.
3. Absolutely no getting emotionally attached.
4. No kissing outside filming.Miya Atsumu and Sakusa Kiyoomi get cast in a gay film together where they, in the words of The Great Philosopher Rihanna, fell in love in a hopeless place.
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In which Miya Osamu and Suna Rintarou are together for ten years and then break up. They are completely fine with it, until they are not fine with it.
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- Part 2 of Miya Four Vs. The World
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What Sakusa says is this:
"I told Kuroo-san I would do it, but I thought you should hear it from me." What Atsumu says, in all his infinite eloquence and quick-tongued wit is:
"Wuh?" Sakusa sneers.
"Congratulations, Miya, until the end of Terushima-san's party, we're officially dating."
or: Atsumu needs a fake date. Sakusa needs a fake boyfriend. What could possibly go wrong?
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In which Sakusa Kiyoomi is raised to believe that gay people go to hell but then takes one look at Miya Atsumu and thinks, then why the hell did God make them so fucking hot?
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- Part 1 of Miya Four Vs. The World
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 49,668
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 9
- Comments:
- 2,898
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- 32,721
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- 8,660
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- 601,355
Bookmarked by AzureHeart
30 Mar 2024
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bang bang, kiss kiss by bunkuto
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
20 Dec 2022
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He stops. Or freezes. Either one, really.
Because Suguru is decidedly not alone.
He’s hovering over a man, his dark hair loose and spilling over his face and he’s…pinning the man to his bed, one strong hand pressed over the other’s wrists.
“Fuck,” Satoru wheezes.
Suguru brings men home and Satoru wonders if, judging by the pangs in his chest and the sudden overwhelming urge to punt these hookups into the sun, he’s homophobic. They figure things out slowly.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,733
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Comments:
- 371
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- 21,518
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- 4,005
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- 212,544
Bookmarked by AzureHeart
27 Jul 2023
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Seven Days Before He Left (and then two more) by CharmPoint
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
11 Sep 2022
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Some believe that unfortunate events can be predicted. That the morning of your demise you wake with heaviness in your stomach and foreboding in your bones. That the human body predicts and prepares for the pain well before tragedy strikes.
The thing is.
When you're a sorcerer, that's just the making of everyday.Bookmarked by AzureHeart
23 Jul 2023
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"One review wrote "i'd rather stab my own eyes with utahime's thousand of hairclips and bleed out in agony than watch that twink with slutty waist try to act on screen ever again"," Nanami read in his deadpan voice, moving his eyes from the screen to his abomination of an artist. "What do you have to say for yourself?"
Gojo Satoru, 2 times Grammy award nominee and internet's absolute punchbag, gasped. "They think my waist is slutty?"
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"But I have to ask, in the 11 years span of your career with 4 award winning films and acting alongside with A-list actors, has any of your co-stars catch your eyes?" The interviewer asked in a light voice as if she's asking about the weather.Geto Suguru stared at her for a beat too long before laughing almost arrogantly. "No, unfortunately. They're all wonderful and I still keep in touch with a lot of them but no, I've never felt any of that kind of spark with a co-star," he shrugged. "Probably never will. I don't plan on being in a relationship anytime soon."
"So we will not see you on the headlines anytime in the future?" The interviewer teased.
"Nope." The actor answered with the confidence of someone who's never failed.
Oh how wrong he were.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,731
- Chapters:
- 10/?
- Comments:
- 152
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- 1,151
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- 282
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- 15,893
Bookmarked by AzureHeart
21 Jul 2023
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Teeth and Stars by CharmPoint
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
18 Nov 2024
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Satoru doesn't survive the fight with Fushiguro Toji. He dies, cold and alone, leaving behind only a curse with a taste for carnage. Suguru brings that curse to his lips, swallows down the remains of his best friend, his one and only. He doesn't know if it's Satoru's soul or just a mindless curse he's ingesting, but still, he can't part with it.
Devouring each other, they become one.
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- 73,342
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- 562
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20 Jul 2023
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Cannibalization of the Apex by CharmPoint
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
21 Nov 2021
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Satoru doesn't survive the fight with Fushiguro Toji. He dies, cold and alone, leaving behind only a curse with a taste for carnage. Suguru brings that curse to his lips, swallows down the remains of his best friend, his one and only. He doesn't know if it's Satoru's soul or just a mindless curse he's ingesting, but still, he can't part with it.
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- Part 1 of Teeth and Stars
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 55,591
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 18
- Comments:
- 1,589
- Kudos:
- 12,566
- Bookmarks:
- 3,796
- Hits:
- 249,896
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20 Jul 2023
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Punishment For A Monster by mimiquack
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
12 Mar 2023
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“Yeah! Oh, my name is Gojo Satoru, by the way.” He hides the hurt behind his teeth, his grin wide and friendly. He thought he’d only have to introduce himself once to someone he called his best friend. It’s strange to repeat words from more than a decade ago to the same person. “You can call me Satoru.” He hopes he calls him Satoru.
“I’m Geto,” he says back. You were Suguru to me, Gojo thinks. “Nice to meet you, Satoru.”
“Nice to meet you, too.” He leans against the wall beside him, tries to look nonchalant as he does. “So, do you come here often?”
Geto thinks Gojo is just a lonely guy who wants friends. Gojo just wants to know if he remembers him, even just a little bit.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,141
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 682
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- 7,013
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- 1,953
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- 97,692
Bookmarked by AzureHeart
19 Jul 2023
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August, 2006, two strangers interrupt the Star Plasma Vessel escort mission, obstructing the merger and beating a would-be hitman. This is the first documented appearance of special grade wildcards Getō Suguru and Gojō Satoru.
/// OR: Getō and Gojō time travel back from an apocalyptic post culling games world. They fix things.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,085
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 9
- Comments:
- 151
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- 5,648
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- 1,349
- Hits:
- 49,678
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19 Jul 2023
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One sunny Tuesday, to Itadori Yūji's complete despair, millennium-old special-grade curse Getō Suguru storms into Jujutsu Tech telling him to never disappear like that again, your brothers and I were so worried, and invites Gojō Satoru home for dinner.
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- Part 4 of Author's Favorites (JJK)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,740
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 182
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- 3,605
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- 816
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- 33,659
Bookmarked by AzureHeart
18 Jul 2023
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“A curse that hates humans but treats us like this?” Six-Eyes’ voice is lilted incredulously. “That’s even more interesting. It makes me wonder, y’know—you never did answer when I asked what could’ve made a curse like you.”
Suguru sighs, smile dropping ever-so-slightly. “It’s very rude,” he drawls, “to ask a curse their origin, especially if they’ve already denied answer.”
///OR: the one where Getō is a millennium-old curse with an abnormal amount of moral agency and Gojō is very, very interested
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- Part 3 of Author's Favorites (JJK)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,707
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 15
- Comments:
- 386
- Kudos:
- 13,962
- Bookmarks:
- 3,669
- Hits:
- 116,016
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18 Jul 2023
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Carry Me Home by valleykey
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
17 Apr 2022
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The boy shifts on his feet. “The year is two thousand and eighteen? Common Era?”
Slowly, smile still plastic on his face, Suguru faces Satoru. This fucking dumbass. “Satoru,” he says, dangerous edge to his voice, “what did you do?”
Satoru makes some bastardization of a sound, half between a laugh and a cough. “...Whoops?”
“I,” Suguru grits, pinching two fingers together, “am this close to mass murder.” He’s joking. Probably.
///OR: Shortly before Getō would have massacred a village, he and Gojō are thrust eleven years forward into a would-have-been future that Getō is conspicuously absent from.
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- Part 1 of Author's Favorites (JJK)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 58,467
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 45
- Comments:
- 2,587
- Kudos:
- 31,099
- Bookmarks:
- 9,074
- Hits:
- 514,641
Bookmarked by AzureHeart
31 Oct 2022