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  1. Public Bookmark 43

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    After retiring, Asa and Anthony move to the South Downs, far from the fast life of London. On their mantelpiece, amongst framed pictures and decorative knickknacks, a snow globe gathers dust as it slowly goes forgotten.

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    Anathema, my dear girl, do you want one?” Asa asked once Newton was served too.

    “Sure,” she answered in an absent voice.

    “You alright?” Anthony asked.

    “Yeah. Say, where did you get that snow globe?”

    Asa frowned, rubbing his palm at the back of his neck where he could feel his hairs rising up. “What snow globe?” he asked absentmindedly, without looking at her.

    Silence stretched for a few seconds as Ana watched the globe in her hands, barely tilting it to the side, the white powder inside moving slightly. Anthony winced, a little flash of pain poking him behind the eyes. He reached inside his breast pocket for a pair of dark sunglasses, and replaced his normal ones.

    “Never mind,” Anathema said, shaking her head.

    She placed the globe on the mantel and took the cup of tea offered by Asa.

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    17 May 2026

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    Vicar Aziraphale Bookman has a comfortable life. He lives in and serves the small village community of Tadfield. He enjoys contributing to local businesses, taking walks, and of course reading. His 'guilty pleasure', which gives him no guilt and all pleasure, is a series of novels by one AJ Ashtoreth. But what happens when he reaches out with an innocent bit of fanmail?

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    14 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    While passing time at the court of King Henry VIII, Aziraphale and Crowley decide to have their portrait made. Inevitably, Crowley gets bored sitting around and decides to cause trouble— but her mistake is thinking Aziraphale won't take equal advantage of the situation. Skirts can, after all, cover a multitude of sins.

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    09 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 36

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    “What do you do with all the honey? It doesn’t look exactly like a farmer’s market down there?”

    Azira laughs, not at Crowley. “Well, if you happen to have a property in the South Down at hand where I could set up a stand, I’d be the first to make you an offer.” She pops a piece of pastry into her mouth. “I give it away.”

    Butch beekeeper Azira meets gardener Crowley over an order of three dozen lavender plants. Bees fly, and so do the sparks.

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    04 Apr 2026

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    Fuck, I love the ineffable wives

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