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Carl is absolutely not having a quarter life crisis. Sure, he just left his girlfriend of over four years, found out she was cheating on him with multiple people, and spent an inadvisable amount of money buying her spoiled show cat off of her, but that's just a bad breakup. Besides, how's he meant to play COD properly without Donut in his lap?
I guess, in addition to his normal stupid dreams he's now having really weird ones where all of civilization is flattened and he goes and lives peacefully in the woods, but that's just dream shit. Can't control that.
Yeah, his best friend (and one of his only friends) of over a decade is now moving across the country with his new girlfriend, he found out he has a eight year old little half-brother, and that his crazy ex got someone fired from his job which is now making everything at work awkward on top of all this other bullshit — okay, maybe he's having a little bit of a quarter life crisis. Jesus, back the hell off.
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Rosie Gamgee (née Cotton) and the Illusive Lembas Recipe by Aule
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
03 May 2026
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Year? Fo.A. 1. Situation? Desperate. Rosie Cotton entreats the king.
Dear King Elessar,
Though we have never had the pleasure of making each other's acquaintance, I find I have exhausted all of my other options. I fear the only way to even slightly soothe my beloved husband's melancholy regarding his dearest companion's imminent departure from Middle Earth is for you to provide me, posthaste, with the recipe for what Sam refers to as 'Lembas'. To engage in a hobbitish bluntness, your elvish kindred have been most unhelpful in this pursuit, and I find my patience growing thin.
Regards,
Rose Gamgee (Gardner? Cotton? Whichever suits you I suppose, though I do most prefer just 'Rosie'.)
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Bedsharing is common sense amongst the dwarves. Heating the cold stone of Ered Luin is difficult and resource intensive, not to mention sleeping with kin is considered a marker of safety and closeness.
Sometimes, despite their penchant for producing hoards of faunts, even hobbit couples don't share beds, especially in the upper class families. It's common sense. Your spouse might snore or wake up for breakfast earlier than you. Sleeping with friends or family once you're no longer the youngest of faunts? Unheard of, and odder than Rudagar's rutabaga-shaped back mole besides.
Or: Bilbo is very confused, and the company doesn't understand and insists.
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Twisted Stitches by Aule
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Series
27 Jun 2024
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Dimitri doesn’t do connections. He doesn’t do hobbies or nights out or dates. He works from home as a shitty project manager, goes to the gym at two in the morning, and is miserable all the time. Now that his parents and stepsister are gone, nothing else feels right.
But when his panic attacks and anxiety come to a head, his therapist suggests he take on a ‘tactile hobby’ to ground himself. Visual art is out of the question, too free-form. The idea that he might create something that says something about himself is petrifying. He needs an activity that has instructions attached. Woodworking? In his tiny apartment? Baking? He couldn’t taste it anyway. So that’s how Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd finds himself walking out of a craft store with a pair of size eight knitting needles and a cheap ball of yarn.
“This better fucking work.”
OR: Dimitri hits rock bottom, and the only way left to go is up.
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Snow Makes the World Quieter by Aule for Karini
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
14 Jan 2024
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Byleth never expected to see her academy ex-boyfriend at a stuffy high-class Christmas networking party that her friend Annette begged her to be accompanied to, but he's there all right. Worse, he recognized her, and in the intervening six years since they've seen each other, he's gotten even more attractive.