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    Patrick Stump lives a pretty sheltered life. It’s not something that Patrick really even argues against at this point because he knows it’s true. His parents are extremely religious: they go to church every Sunday, they go to Bible Study every Wednesday, and they volunteer for pretty much every church event possible. Patrick doesn’t necessarily hate doing these things, though. He just wishes that he could make more friends other than the kids from his church, but most people think he’s a weird, bible-thumping asshole, when in reality, he doesn’t really buy in to the whole “religion” thing.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    “But he never-” Pete stops, trailing off into the empty possibility, the thousand different ways that sentence could end. Patrick never said anything, he never seemed to mind, Pete could never really tell if he noticed or not and would have pulled his still-beating heart out of his own chest and offered it up on a platter if he ever thought it would make any difference, but it never seemed like it would, so he let the words sneak into songs and hang in the open air for 20-something years, and thought they’d dissipated by now.

    “Yeah,” Joe says softly. “I really - thought maybe you guys talked about it or something, but then I realized you didn’t, and I just kind of - I don’t think it’s gonna be the end of the world, you know?"

    What if Pete spent the last 20-something years really truly head over heels in love with Patrick, and Patrick was so genuinely oblivious he had no idea? Then - what if he found out? An exploration of not actually unrequited love that just spends a really long time seeming unrequited, because Patrick needs some time to wrap his head around it, basically.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Patrick works in finance. It's a very stressful job. He's very stressed.

    Fortunately, he has... coping mechanisms.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Pete Wentz is a fashion mogul with a brand new music label who gets an earful of struggling artist Patrick Stump's demo and wants to sign him. Except when he asks to see a photo of Patrick, Patrick sends him a picture of his hot roommate Mikey Way instead.

    An AU based on the movie The Truth About Cats and Dogs.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    It is the year 2008. Patrick, not exactly known for his assertiveness skills, is trying to get out of an awkward situation with an ex. Resident genius Pete Wentz suggests, "Just tell her you have a boyfriend!" This is the story of how Patrick Stump ends up pretending to date Pete Wentz and doing it with real feelings.

    With gorgeous artwork by the amazing collettephinz!

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    07 Jun 2026