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Haruno Sakura is 5 years old when she attends a combined council meeting with her grandmother, the matriarch of the Merchant Haruno Clan and her mother. She is bored out of her mind, having already predicted half of these conversations and arguments when her eyes drift toward the Hokage monument. Looking upon the four stone male faces, a foreign feeling of desire burns in her gut.
Sakura doesn’t want to become the next matriarch after her mother. No… she wants something money cannot buy (at the moment). She wants strength. She wants to be the first-ever female Hokage.
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Sakura decides to become a Hokage as a child, and her rich family is determined to help her.
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After the Boys(TM) leave Konoha, Sakura is left all alone. Luckily, Kakashi doesn't abandon his teammates and takes it upon himself to make Sakura his apprentice, much to Lady Tsunade's frustration.
Turns out, "Kakashi's Apprentice" is a position that comes with a lot of attention. Wanted or otherwise.
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The Cursed Seal of Heaven has a very specific purpose—to heighten and aggravate emotions and physical strength. After all, a man obsessed is a man easily manipulated.
And there is no one more obsessive than Sasuke Uchiha.
Orochimaru is counting on the seal to amplify Sasuke’s need for vengeance and power until he comes crawling to Orochimaru on his own, thirsting for the knowledge to defeat his brother.
What Orochimaru didn’t count on, was that Sasuke Uchiha had become just as obsessed with mother-henning his own teammates.
Something Naruto, Sakura, and Kakashi are finding out the hard way.
Essentially, as soon as Sasuke wakes up after the invasion, he panics, kidnaps his teammates from the hospital, and locks them away in his apartment.
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She’s lucky to be quiet apparently, if the fights between young guys, a few years older but just as immature as her, are anything to say by. She’s only been approached a handful of times and it’s safe to say she’s a lot more grateful for her knife now.
Though she’s not sure the blood-leaking boy, half-passed out and gargling in the alleyway will fight back very well.
If any responsible adult was here, they’d look at his uniform (barely visible- anbu?), the mask and bloodied weapon, they’d hear his gasping breaths bubbled in red and tell Sakura to turn away, that she’s in and over her head.
She stares at him long enough, not doing anything, that he starts seizing.
She nearly rips her head out, a primal groan so done with this shit rips out of her. She does not want to be traumatised-
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The Fourth Shinobi War wasn't going well. Shinobi were dying right-left-and-center. Ono Toshiko had done what she could to avoid it - and failed.
Her little brother had a plan. A fail-safe. A seal attached to her heart, mind, and chakra network so that if his latest knuckle-headed scheme to fix their world failed, there would still be hope.
She agreed but prayed nonetheless that a miracle would occur and after the war was over Naruto would take the seal off of her.
She should have known better.
After all - if there were deities listening, they clearly had no mercy for a reincarnated soul. Especially not enough to *not* force her to do it all over again. Only in a new body, and a new time.
An A/U of Reincarnation for the Win.
Series
- Part 1 of Fail Safe
- Part 2 of Toshiko Transformations