AssaultWithACursedShip
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Devotional - Complementary - Together by AssaultWithACursedShip
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
16 Dec 2022
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"I wield a sword but you wield your heart. Your devotion to my memory could call my soul through a thousand years of death, and past that you've treated me with care and devotion still. How could you think I'd not look at you twice?"
Ortus Nigenad and Matthias Nonius don't really know where they are, but they're there together, their friendship and the care between them has grown but where will it go? Fuckin, that's where. Very emotional fuckin.
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Definitely Not The Noniad by AssaultWithACursedShip
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
12 Nov 2022
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Ortus Nigenad (bless him) writes self-insert smut about him and Matthias Nonius, in ennameter...
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Doctor Paul DP does some admin work by AssaultWithACursedShip
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
22 Oct 2022
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Oh boy it's another Dr Cam fic! Kinda!
Dr Paul and Nurse Ianthe sort out the day's schedule at the clinic
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Acute Spatiotemporal Vaginopathy by AssaultWithACursedShip
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
07 Aug 2021
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It's a Dr Cam fic, can't say I nailed the style but enjoy some silliness featuring Dr Cam the greatest vagina doctor in the galaxy
Written as part of the larger collaborative descent into madness that is The Dr Cam Saga
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"Cruxymorn" or "Mercy for an old man" by AssaultWithACursedShip
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
09 Mar 2021
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Crux and Mercymorn hatefucking, I have never been more appalled with myself. This was a joke that got out of hand and now I'm making it everyone else's problem.
cw: Crux fuxx, Mercymorn is Mercymorn, violence, hate fucking, literally if Crux/Mercy isn't enough of a content warning for you idk what to tell you. Best read with your eyes closed, if you're determined to read on then grab your sick bag and buckle up.
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dead and old and always hungry by liesmyth for Hocchikisu
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
02 Jan 2023
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That's how it goes: the Saint of Duty takes care of God’s enemies for him, crosses the galaxy on his orders and puts down his foes, and then he returns to God’s side and John takes care of him in turn. He pulls Gideon apart and puts him back together.
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09 Jan 2023
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put to death therefore what is earthly in you by sylphlands
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
12 Jul 2021
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“You know you and I have the shittiest jobs out of anyone here,” Naberius murmurs, and the corner of his mouth flicks up in some semi-hysterical smile that’s gone just as soon as it arrives.
A chill settles in the pit of Colum’s stomach that he refuses to consider. But his stillness answers for him, and it’s humiliating.
“Poor us.” Naberius swallows, a nervous little sound. His hand finds its way to the front of Colum’s shirt, just below his stomach, where the heat is. “Oh, comfort me, Eighth,” he breathes out, half-laughing through the drama of it all—yet here he is, melting with real relief when Colum crushes him bodily against the tree with his weight, presses so hard into him he could make him disappear.
[Colum/Naberius, taking out their frustrations on each other.]
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21 Dec 2022
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The Doctor Cam Saga by bonecooch (thecursedtomb), bonergesimus (thecursedtomb), BUCK3T (thecursedtomb), ChillyWeirdoInACoffin, ChokeMeDaddyGod (thecursedtomb), Doctor Skeleboner (thecursedtomb), Goldenfist_003 (thecursedtomb), IceLollyBimbo (thecursedtomb), JailForMother (thecursedtomb), MyButtholeIsSoSmall (thecursedtomb), thecursedtomb
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
12 Jan 2022
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Camilla's usual practice tools are missing. Ianthe fills in.
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- Part 1 of Dr. Cam
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20 Oct 2022