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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    A really bad pokemon parody of WAP that i wrote when i was 14 that i'm posting here because why not?

    ...like seriously this is REALLY bad (i rhymed fucking SANDACONDA with UGANDA as if that'd even make sense)

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    12 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    Twelve-year old Lance is spending the afternoon in the Dragon's Den with his father's old partner, trying to get his first pokemon to hatch from its egg, when he's distracted by some splashing at the edge of the lake.

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    05 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    His teeth are fucked up, Eridan noticed. But it suits him well. Sharps features, sharper teeth, a cocky smile. Somehow, Eridan could piece out of the troll he might have been before being here.

     

    Or, Eridan is getting harassed, and he is very confused as why the ship is his bully.

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    04 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    You knew something was wrong when you found him. After all, it was the reason you sought him out wasn’t it? But it was all confirmed when you caught sight of him. Zerrek stood on the edge of the building, staring out at storm clouds rumbling overhead in crashes of sharp white and blue lightening amongst the rolling pink clouds. It looked wrong. He looked wrong.

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    28 May 2026

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    "Hi," you say. "I’m Jane. Last year I fell through a mirror and into an upside-down world full of sentient playing cards where I overthrew the evil queen. And if you even think of laughing or pretending you don’t believe me I am going to stab you with a fork."

    He’s facing you full on, now. Staring.

    "Well?" you say. "What was yours?"

    "...Magical pony adventure," he says finally.

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    Anonymous asked: Two kids, very messed up from saving two very different fantasy worlds and then returning home where it's like it never happened, take comfort in each other.

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    24 May 2026