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    The Path Not Taken by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)  

    20 Apr 2020

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    Jaskier comes across an injured witcher in a backwoods town, months after the events of the dragon hunt. It all just sort of escalates from there.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    A Wolf and a Bard Walk into a Bar... (I Forget the Rest) by

    Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)  

    21 Jun 2023

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    The bard’s first drink was nearly gone when the door to the tavern was thrown open. All conversations stopped as every patron turned to look at the newcomer. The air tensed around him, and Jaskier sighed.

    Witcher. Mutant, the people around him whispered. Hatred and fear colored their voices as they cursed the man walking inside with uneven steps.

    Jaskier sniffed the air tentatively and sighed in relief when the scent didn’t match the one he’d spent the past months avoiding. Instead of horse and onion, this witcher smelled of sulfur and blood.

    Well. That wasn’t good.

     

    Based on the Tumblr prompt that Jaskier and Lambert team up after the Mountain and wreak all sorts of havoc!

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF  

    24 Mar 2019

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    Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.

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    25 Apr 2026

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    Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Addams Family (1991)  

    30 Apr 2015

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    Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...

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    20 Apr 2026

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    Of Bookshelves and Baby Carriers by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    27 Jan 2019

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    The customer standing in front of him is quite possibly the most beautiful man Remus has ever seen. Like, he looks like a model or something. He has long, black hair, flattened by water, and just the slightest amount of scruff on his face, and…

    And a baby strapped to his chest.

    Okay.

    (For just.a.willow.tree's Love, _____ Challenge on HPFT)

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    26 Mar 2026