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    Harry Potter thought post-war life would be boring.

    Instead, he ends up a single dad hiding out in Grimmauld Place, armed with nothing but a baby, some bad coping skills, and a truly cursed house.
    When Teddy’s accidental magic flings them both back to 1979, Harry has questions. Like:

     

    How does one babysit a shapeshifting toddler in the 70s?

    And importantly — is it illegal to kill a soon to be dead Death Eater before they canonically die?
    (Asking for a friend.)

    Time is broken. Harry’s patience is broken. Teddy’s diapers are also probably broken.
    This can only end well.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    7th Year Gryffindors learn why it is never a good idea to piss off Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. His payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL. In carrying it out, orphaned pureblood Hadrian catches the interest and libido of the present Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who -- with the assistance of the entire Slytherin student body as well as a few other surprising characters -- tries to lure Morgan into his life and his bed. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really?
    1945-era mash-up of most major and minor characters of HP and other fandoms, as well as historical characters. [WAIT, PLEASE! .... ahem.... If you just heard a mental screech of brakes, please understand that this is not a farce, nor crack, nor crap. This has many reviews from now-devoted readers who almost bypassed it, but are now glad they accepted the dare to just try chapter one.]

    Chapter 13 is co-written by Marksmom.

    This story has devoted readers who take joy in wicked humor, intense slash romance, and surprises at every turn. I have been coerced by fans into giving this next bit verbatim: "If you don't think you'll like this, at least read Chapter One; odds that you'll regret it are vanishingly small."

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    05 Dec 2025

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    “And you seek to prevent all of this from happening again?”

    “Yes,” she returns simply. “After dealing with a megalomaniac that’s hell bent on my blood, though.”

    He blinks repeatedly, wondering if he actually heard her correctly. “What?”

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    When they're the last two left with the Realms collapsing around them, Loki uses dangerous magic to send Evelyn back to the beginning to do it all over again. The Soul Magic has unexpected side effects, though. Evelyn blames it on her damned Potter Luck. With far more allies than originally expected, she and Loki set out to stop the end of the Nine Realms before it even starts.

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    10 Sep 2024

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    Death's Mistress has asked him to bring her someone who could help her in her current endeavors. Who better than her Soulmate?

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    06 Sep 2024

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