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    Peter tries to live his life after discovering he loves to be pounded so much, just as he tries to deal with Deadpool constantly around him and bringing him food and flirting. Until he gives in and has a request for the merc.

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    The one that Deadpool accidentally discovers who is Spider-man under the mask, the glorious being in front of him begs him to keep it a secret and says he will do anything. Even offer his mouth to be used.

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    English
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    5,280
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    899
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    Batman calls Superman on his patrol, he says he planned to help him not be interrogated by his kids, but Superman knows he only wanted to spend time together.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,242
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    457
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    Dick remembers why he always thought Bruce and Clark were a thing, and he decides to finally take action with his siblings to change their relationship status.

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    English
    Words:
    7,276
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1,319
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    After a fight, Peter is awaken by a strange man, in the stranger’s home, and with said strange person pounding him onto the mattress.

     

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    The one in which Peter is sent to his future body right when his future self was in the middle of mind-blowing sex.

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    English
    Words:
    3,446
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    469
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    6,219
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    After a battle and being shot with a magical ray, Batman, Bruce Wayne, starts to hear other people’s thoughts. Actually, he starts to hear only one particular alien’s thoughts. He plans to tell him and fix the situation, until Bruce listens to very interesting and private intentions of what said alien wants to do with him and to his body.

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    English
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    22,693
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    298
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    7,998
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    Spider-man and Deadpool have been heard doing… stuff, and this all make their fellow heroes uncomfortable as they have to keep listening they being very passionate in any common area they all use. Or even in front of them.

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    English
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    7,469
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,295
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    The one Bruce finally listens to Superman’s explanation, and discovers that both men that causes him torment are the same person; or alien.

    — B, can we speak for a moment?
    It was not unusual for Superman to show up at his lab when they were in the Watchtower, the Hall of Justice or any other League’s location, and Batman has always been obsessed enough over the alien to remember this means he would speak a lot and needed someone to listen to him. He never minded doing it before, he still likes hearing his voice, even if it makes his heart aches.
    — Huh.
    The grunt, as usual, was enough for Superman.
    — We are friends, right?
    He has never asked before, every time he spoke as them as friends, he was sure of what he was speaking. The doubt on his voice makes Bruce forget his resentment and turn to face him.

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    English
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    9,197
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,287
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    The one Clark tries to understand his feelings and has a bunch of kids invading his house to protect their fathers honor.

    — You should’ve tried to say sorry offering food.
    — Jason!
    — What? As if he doesn’t know we know. He likes sweet stuff, but pretends he doesn’t.
    — I can’t believe you were bought by food — Cassandra says before putting more pasta on her plate.
    — Why are you surprised? If someone would be bought by food it’d be him.
    — He was the one talking about stabbing. — She looks at Clark and adds with a smile: — In front of the police.
    Jason scoffs:
    — You try to arrest me, I’d stab you, too — Jason threatens as he points his fork to Dick.
    — I understand you’re here… huh, in your father’s behalf, but we can solve this without anyone getting stabbed.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,663
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    880
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    The one Bruce is trying to get over a certain reporter while said reporter is chasing after him.

    — You don’t need to elaborate any plan. It’s fine.
    Bruce feels all his children’s eyes on him and he knows that he can not hide his feelings. They all have seen him the previous night and are trying to make him feel better on their way, so he has to be truthful to that.
    — I’ve expressed my interest, he does not reciprocate. End of the story.
    Of course, glossing over a little bit.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,050
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    877
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    The one that Bruce is devastated over a reporter he has just officially met the previous week. However, he can always count on Superman to cheer him up and take him to bed.

    — What have led you to walk around Gotham during the night? — A moment of silence. — You don’t need to tell me, you don’t even need to speak to me about any of it. But you were angry… and hurt. You were even doing something dangerous when facing that men on the alley. Do you seriously think doing something rash is the answer?
    Bruce sighs, he really does not want to rationalize anything at the moment, that is the reason why he probes:
    — Who would not want to put their hands on Superman?

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    English
    Words:
    3,128
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    472
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    Bruce decides to reveal what bothers him on Superman, but his lover knows exactly what he needs to calm down; he knows what to say and, more importantly, he knows what to do.

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    English
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    2,720
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    198
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    4,647
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    Tem poucas coisas que afetam Bruce e o fazem perder a compostura. Tem os filhos dele. Tem as poucas vezes em que ele tenta resolver um problema. Tem os jovens heróis evitam ele ou não parecem ser capazes de falar com ele diretamente. Tem aquele repórter de Metropolis que nunca deixa a achada de bilionário idiota e ardiloso sair por cima. E tem uma coisa ainda pior: Superman.

    Ou os planos de Bruce para derrotar Superman sempre parecem se virar contra ele.

    Ou pelo menos cinco vezes que Superman deixou Bruce doido e aquela uma vez que ele (quase) não se importou.

    Ou Bruce acha que Superman está provocando, mas ele está apenas loucamente apaixonado e fica nervoso.

    Series
    Language:
    Português brasileiro
    Words:
    3,395
    Chapters:
    1/6
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    246
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    The one Bruce goes to the Iceberg Lounge reopening and the Penguin suspects him of being the Batman. There is no other escape route besides be drunk and take his clothes off. He just has not expected that certain reporter would be on the crowd.

    — I could finish my dance for you — he suggests with a smirk. Clark looks at him with a raised eyebrow and it impels him to add: — you told me to be careful, but we both know what it means, don’t we?
    Well, it will not be a bad thing if Bruce can deal with two of his current problems in the same move. Why not try it?
    He waits for the reporter as he passes his eyes on the room and Bruce thought that he looked a second too much on Oswald’s direction before turning to him again. He does not pay attention on it for much time, as Clark comments:
    — You’re in no state to go home on your own. I can accompany you, Mr. Wayne.

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    English
    Words:
    7,270
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    520
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    — You have to be my boyfriend.
    It’s what a (still) very much naked Peter Parker asks (better saying: commands) while (still) on top of Wade’s body.
    Not the usual situation of asking someone out (it’s not like Deadpool was hoping for a proposal anyway after just having his heart broken by this very same man), but it’s not likely to Wade decline the request. Even if it’s not in the conditions he wants (as real boyfriends, could even be fuck-buddies) he finds it very hard to deny. The hope was lost the moment he realized Peter was with the ass practically rubbing on his dick, and the younger man didn’t even seem to notice or give a shit about it. Well, he never died of blue balls before, no problem with this being the first time.
    Wade sighs, then says:
    — Let’s get the fake-dating tag to use.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    46,669
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    285
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    8,565
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    Not everything goes as Batman planned, as usual when there is Superman around. This time, though, he kind of enjoys it as everyone will know they are going to marry and Kal-El is a taken man.

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    English
    Words:
    3,961
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    177
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2,541
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    The one Clark Kent wants an interview and end up offering a healing potion to Bruce Wayne’s child. Bruce has no other reaction besides the normal one: be completely smitten by him and start to plan on how to get his hands on his pants.

    — He’s vegetarian.
    It is all he provides. Probably because it does not directly answer the question, Clark pries:
    — Soy milk, then?
    Bruce feels a bit angry with himself as he the tension on his shoulders melt a little and he just nods. Just his luck that the damned cute reporter knows what he meant by vegetarian and have not just assumed it referred to meat. Come on, he is trying to be angry. He can’t even do his Brucie Wayne spoiled brat slash playboy persona. And just his luck, it was all in front of the reporter who was trying to put him in the same sack as Lex Luthor. Also the one he kept on searching photos of that pretty smile (not really important at the moment, though).

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    English
    Words:
    4,620
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,357
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    Bruce finally realizes he has been dating Clark over the last years and this is their morning after.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,662
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    257
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    3,035
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    There are few things that get under Bruce’s skin and make him lose him composure. There are his kids. There are the time in which he can’t solve a crime or problem. There are the young heroes joining their team that avoid him or just can’t speak to him directly. There is that one reporter from Metropolis who never let his Brucie Wayne persona get the upper hand. And there is Superman.

    Or Bruce’s plans to defeat Superman all seem to turn against him.

    Or at least five times Superman drove Bruce crazy and one time that he was (almost) okay with it.

    Or Bruce thinks Superman is teasing him, but the man is just madly in love and gets nervous.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,118
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    472
    Bookmarks:
    63
    Hits:
    13,403
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    O que todo adolescente tem que saber para conseguir passar pelo ensino médio sem muitos problemas é: nunca faça partes de jogos quando estiver bêbado. Ou de apostas. Ou melhor ainda: não beba.
    Mas não é como se falar isso fosse impedir qualquer um deles de deixar as inconsequências de lado, afinal, só se vive uma vez.
    E é com esse tipo de coisa em mente que tudo começou a sair dos trilhos. Era para ser apenas uma noite divertida, mas acabou revelando segredos e criando discórdia e, ainda por cima, fazendo coisas que não podiam ser desfeitas.
    Nada mais seria como antes, não tinha como voltar atrás. Seja porquê beijou seu melhor amigo ou mandou um nude sem pensar no depois.
    Sempre sem pensar no depois. Afinal, só se vive uma vez.

    Language:
    Português brasileiro
    Words:
    26,797
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    60
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    Spider-man and Deadpood are stuck in a air vent and the spider get weak knees making it all more difficult for both of them to just finish the mission

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,969
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    218
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    7,399

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