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    “You implied you’d be open to teaching Malfoy how to—” Pansy hesitated for the barest second. “—eat.”

    “You can call it cunnilingus, if you prefer,” Hermione offered, then refocused. “But…yes, I suppose I did.”

    Malfoy stared at her as if she’d just declared herself not only a secret Pureblood but also a die-hard supporter of Voldemort.

    She didn’t think it was truly that shocking that she’d want to teach him a thing or two, even if the subject happened to be rather personal.

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    Or, a game of Truth or Dare reveals that Hermione is the only one with any sexual experience. And, naturally, she's quite happy to share her knowledge.

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    17 Oct 2025

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    Step One: Don’t touch anything cursed.
    Step Two: Ignore Theo when he says, “It’ll be fine.”
    Step Three: Try not to hex your partner, even if he’s Draco Malfoy.

    When a supposedly “inactive” tomb starts leaking ancient magic, the Department of Artefact Retrieval sends its best cursebreaker, Hermione Granger accompanied, as always, by her (questionably) helpful and chaotic partner: Theo Nott.
    Unfortunately, they also send Draco Malfoy.
    Follow the three dummies into a cursed mess involving magical plagues, crumbling tombs, undead guardians and far too many near-death experiences.

     What could possibly go wrong?
    (Everything. The answer is everything.)

     Starring:
    Theo: having the time of his life.
    Draco: annoying the golden girl is his favourite form of foreplay.
    Hermione: just trying to survive the mission… and Malfoy.

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    14 Oct 2025

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    His hand came back. Fingers trailing slowly up her calf. A silent touch that felt less like control and more like praise. Like he was telling her - this is good. You’re good.

    A shaky breath escaped her lips. Technically, she wasn’t even doing anything, right? This wasn’t sex. There was no skin-to-skin. No real touching.

    Foot stuff didn’t count—did it?

    Or... Hermione stumbles messily into something that feels a lot like love.

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    14 Oct 2025

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    Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    08 Oct 2025

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    Draco Malfoy was prepared for many things—an arranged marriage, pureblood politics—until the Malfoy tapestry revealed he had twins with Hermione Granger. Cue scandal, Lucius Malfoy’s dramatic meltdown, and Draco scrambling to survive pure-blood chaos, toddler mischief, and an unexpected shot at love. Featuring: overprotective Narcissa, smug Blaise, and a very done Draco Malfoy.

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    08 Oct 2025