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    A number of (mostly) standalone Dead Boy Detectives fics. Can be read individually and in any order.

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    An assortment of fics about the Dead Men. They are not necessarily related nor in the same universe.

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    A Ford Prefect-centric series that builds up headcanons for the world of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy - one that tries to explain why the universe seems very British and very male. If you're interested in thoughts on gender and linguistics, you may enjoy this.

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    This is a series set during and directly after the First War with Mevolent, imagining that the Dead Men were better at communication than they are in canon.

    Each fic should work on its own.

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    After everything, Aziraphale and Crowley, by unspoken agreement, begin sharing their lives.
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    Why? Aziraphale wanted to ask him, why millennia of the way things were, and now this?

    But while Crowley seemed to have little issue upending every unspoken rule they’d ever written for themselves, Aziraphale was not so flexible, and they had spent thousands of years never quite addressing whatever it was this had stemmed from. Words, Aziraphale had always felt, were for bickering about where to eat for lunch, or hashing out ontological debates, or other trivial nonsense; there was no need to trifle with the imprecision of language, with phrasing and the possibility of being misconstrued, when it came to important matters if the other person simply understood, without needing it said. Six thousand years ago, when Aziraphale had met Crowley on the wall of Eden, watching the first two humans set out to begin the rest of history, something deep within him, more central even than his Grace, had thought, oh, it’s you, and that had been enough for him--for both of them, he assumed--for three millennia.

    However much he wanted to ask, he didn’t know how. The words simply weren’t there.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Four years after Aziraphale became Supreme Archangel, he returns to Earth for good. The end of the world has been averted, and if humanity knew, they’d be kissing the ground Aziraphale walked on for preventing it.

    But how exactly he stopped the Rapture, Aziraphale does not remember. Whatever they did to him up there leaves a coldness in his soul where memory should be. What he does remember is Crowley four years ago, leaving him in the bookshop, leaving him to face Heaven alone.

    Now that he’s saved the world and returned, Aziraphale finds Crowley right where the Demon left him. And he is not as quick to forgive as he used to be.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    “It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people." — Terry Pratchett

    For Terry. Ineffably.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Aziraphale is used to being the shoulder that others cry on. He does not need help. He does not need comfort. He has done far, far too much wrong to deserve such things. And he’s fine, really. There’s absolutely nothing wrong. He is perfectly alright.

    Until, one day, he isn’t, and six thousand years’ worth of guilt and shame and fear spill out before he can stop them.

    Good thing Crowley’s there to help.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    On the way back from the Ritz, the Not-Apocalypse has some physical after-effects on Aziraphale. And some not-so-physical ones on Crowley.

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    10 Jun 2026