AgentBegum



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Ilya has been searching for a home since he was twelve years old. He doesn't realize this until he's twenty-six and two times MLH champion Shane Hollander is grilling four burgers for him in his cottage.

    Or, five times Shane calls something "our" and causes Ilya to lose his mind a little, and one time Ilya does it himself.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,772
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    95
    Kudos:
    2,469
    Bookmarks:
    337
    Hits:
    13,095

    19 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.

    “I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”

    He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.

    When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.

    (the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)

    (or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,094
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1,168
    Kudos:
    18,943
    Bookmarks:
    5,419
    Hits:
    163,257

    19 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Based on a tumblr post from @notahungrywish, ending with:

    Just Shane casually assuming he'll always have to share and never be enough for Ilya and Ilya horrified to realize just how resigned Shane is to assuming Ilya will never be satisfied with him the way Shane is with Ilya.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,719
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    544
    Kudos:
    8,515
    Bookmarks:
    2,295
    Hits:
    108,291

    19 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Marlow: UHHHH
    Connors: GOOD LORD
    Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
    Ilya: Oops
    Ilya: Wrong chat
    Ilya: Obviously
    Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏

    Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,102
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    968
    Kudos:
    12,533
    Bookmarks:
    1,689
    Hits:
    52,245

    19 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    The problem is that Shane’s not just a sweet, occasionally funny, soon to be famous millionaire. He’s also fucking hot. He’s got these warm brown eyes, perfect skin, and abs. Actual, literal abs.

    But when Jessica licked them last week, he didn’t even get hard. He said he was too stressed about the scouts coming to his next game. Her entire Centaurs loving family would be disappointed in her, but she’s really starting to hate hockey.

    Or: 5 times someone wanted Shane (and later found out why they couldn't have him), +1 time Shane wanted someone back

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,205
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    830
    Kudos:
    14,912
    Bookmarks:
    2,544
    Hits:
    87,251

    19 Jun 2026