Achillon
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How Nancy Accidentally Kidnapped a Protagonist and Saved the Wrong World by Achillon
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
30 Jun 2026
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Being reborn as class bully Nancy Bobofit? Check.
Thrown into a fountain on a school trip? Sucked but check.
Somehow ending up in fucking Ancient Greece with a baby demigod? Not check. DECIDEDLY not check!
SOMEONE GET HER A REFUND!
A poor reincarnated soul on her journey to hopefully get Percy back in time. (Ha, pun intended.) But that’s difficult when evil cults and ancient gods stick to them like moldy cheese.
(Broken Pantheon AU)
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For three days, Esme Cullen is replaced by a clueless alien student flunking their Etiquette of Humans finals.
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- Part 1 of 3S-M3’s adventures
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Whatever happened to Charlie Swan? by Achillon
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
26 Jan 2026
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One evening, Charlie Swan had a terrible accident that left him comatose in the hospital. Four people witnessed said accident. If only they could agree on what actually transpired, the new chief’s investigation would be a lot easier.
(Pre AMA, side story)
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- Part 1 of A Momentous Accident and related works
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Vacation of Mind by Achillon
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types
26 Jan 2026
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When Rosalie and Emmett stumble upon what appears to be either a rather severe case of food poisoning or Esme’s ghost in the forest near Elsinore, they think it’s only right to tell Prince Edward. He naturally comes to the conclusion that Aro brainwashed King Carlisle into marriage and ate his very dead mother.
Obviously, the only thing Edward, tragic hero, can do now is enlist the help of Eleazar and stage a play to rescue his family by defeating Aro in a masterful game of intellect.
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Fifth-year Lily Evans receives threatening letters.
Severus Snape keeps digging holes he falls into.
Recent series
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The Butterfly Effect by Achillon, AnonymousAva, daringmuse, heyob, MitsukiSirya, ShakespeareanLizard, The_Carnivorous_Muffin, Vinelle
Fandom Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
23 Jul 2026
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About young 3S-M3’s desperate attempts to pass the Etiquette of Humans finals.
Read ‘The perfect human’ first :)
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A Momentous Accident and related works by Achillon
Fandom Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
26 Jan 2026
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In Loco Pirates by izzythehutt
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
07 Aug 2015
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A down-on-his-luck Hondo Ohnaka manages to capture the unicorn of all bounties--Luke Skywalker, which sends Darth Vader, Lord of the Sith, on a painfully familiar trip to the planet Florrum to collect his prize. The failed negotiations leave Vader in the awkward position of being stuck in a besieged pirate bunker, trying to balance keeping his wayward child safe (and in his custody) with controlling the tongue of a loose-lipped pirate who--to the surprise of no one--has a bad habit of telling 'amusing' anecdotes from the Clone Wars.
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- Part 1 of In Loco Pirates-Verse
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- English
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- 5/5
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Bookmarked by Achillon
06 Jul 2026
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Most dragons sleep on their hoards.
Bruce's hoard sleeps on him.
Or: Bruce is a dragon. Predictably, he hoards orphans.
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as prescribed, i'll date your dad by nyoomerr for mockspeed
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Nov 2024
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Just months before the Immortal Alliance Conference, Luo Binghe discovers the cure to Without-a-Cure. With his own heritage still sealed and mostly unknown to him, there seems to be only one solution: Shen Qingqiu must receive the cure from the last known Heavenly Demon, Tianlang-Jun, even if it means that Luo Binghe has to grit his teeth and set his precious Shizun up with another man.
Shen Qingqiu does not want to receive the cure from Tianlang-Jun. He doesn't particularly want to receive anything from Tianlang-Jun.
Shen Qingqiu somehow ends up fake-dating Tianlang-Jun anyway, if only to swindle the System into delaying the Endless Abyss plot for as long as he can.
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Oversharing is Caring by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Mar 2024
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"And that," Shen Qingqiu said, his voice steady as he concluded his argument, "is why Liu Qingge is only the third prettiest person on Cang Qiong, after Luo Binghe and presumably Liu Mingyuan, but before Yue Qingyuan. Sorry, Zhangmen-shixiong."
"That's alright," Yue Qingyuan said in a strangled voice.
"It comes down to his ass."
"Yes, you've already said as much, shidi. Several times." Yue Qingyuan looked like he wanted to die a little bit, which was unfair. He wasn't the one who'd been dosed with a wife-plot potion designed to lower inhibitions while also compelling the truth! If anyone here should be embarrassed, it was Shen Qingqiu!
He didn't feel embarrassed, though. That was probably due to the potion, now that he thought about it.
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Bookmarked by Achillon
01 Jul 2026
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By Any Other Pen Name by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Aug 2021
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Books featuring erotic stories of Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun start circulating through the demon world. With Shang Qinghua’s honor and reputation on the line, Mobei Jun sets out to find and stop the author while also doing his best to keep any of the books from working their way into Shang Qinghua’s possession. The poor, pure man gets flushed and nervous whenever sex is mentioned--what would reading such explicit scenes do to his innocent mind? He might have qi deviation, or worse, start avoiding Mobei Jun.
TL; DR: Shang Qinghua writes erotic friendfiction, Mobei Jun finds out.
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Bookmarked by Achillon
01 Jul 2026