Absurd_as_Always
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Welcome to the world of Dishonored! The main plot is happening elsewhere, but if you read all these books and notes you find, you might learn something new about the world and the people in it.
Possibly things you didn't want to know.
Definitely things those involved wouldn't want you to know.
(Snippets of recordings, newspaper articles, letters and what-have-you written in-universe. Inspired by my own playthroughs of the game, questions I have about plot points, and just the general dark hilarity of the world the developers created)
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The Absurdist Songbook by Absurd_as_Always
Fandoms: SHAKESPEARE William - Works, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Pirates of Penzance - Sullivan/Gilbert, The Pirates of Penzance (1983), The Beatles (Band)
17 Apr 2024
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Goofiness and nerdyness that rhymes. Sometimes, you just need to get a ridiculous idea out of your system. Old and new parodies and riffs to stretch my atrophied writing muscles, I make no promises as to the quality or merits of these pieces. Read at your own risk. Context included where available.
Absurdity Guaranteed (TM).
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i wasn't looking for love this year by blveherb
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
03 Feb 2026
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“We are so fucked,” Leon replies, putting his phone in his lap to free his hands, scrubbing a palm across his face.
“No, we’re not. It’s alright, we just have to find someone who’ll sing for us. Can’t be that hard in downtown LA."
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Or: Leon and Chris are two musicians that recently split from their very famous band, and find a new face for their plans in Luis.
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12 Jun 2026
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Luis Serra Navarro, shunned by the world and survivor of his own misdeeds, finds refuge in a little organic bakery in Madrid, curtesy of an old friend. He's staff by day and tutor for young students in the evenings, making his living while hiding from his past - If only it wouldn't come back to haunt him in a chance encounter with someone he thought he'd never see again.
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11 Jun 2026
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Leon S. Kennedy's infamous luck and unstoppable determination finally ran out under the ARK as he succumbed to his infection and Zeno's gun.
He woke up in Spain, 22 years in the past, getting ready to extract Ashley Graham from Los Illuminados. Can all his experience (and trauma) help him to make a bigger difference this time? Or is he doomed to go through the same decades of pain and suffering again until he breaks?
He doesn't know yet, but he sure as hell isn't going to just sit around and let Fate play his hands for him once more. He's got a President's daughter to rescue and a future to redeem. Then maybe he can finally find the peace he hasn't felt since 1998.
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09 Jun 2026
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onward and upward by iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
12 Jun 2023
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“Who are you? And what are you doing here?”
What is—?
He’s…
He’s awake. He’s upright. The fire splitting his spine is entirely gone. Instead there’s a fist pressed against his chest nearly hard enough to bruise, keeping him pinned to the wall behind him.
And Leon Kennedy is glaring at him, eyes angry and distrusting—and cold, that’s the strange thing. Cold, as if Luis didn’t take his last breath before those very same eyes not thirty seconds ago.
(Or: Luis, in a time loop.)
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04 Jun 2026
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Stray Bullets and Strays by LittleDisasters (Blinding__Lights)
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
16 May 2026
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"I have survived international conspiracies. I have navigated minefields. I can handle a five-pound orange domestic shorthair."
"Can you, though?" you tease, leaning back and watching him with a playful, expectant look.
"Because so far, the score is Cheeto: two, Leon:zero."
──────•✦•──────Leon falls victim to the cat distribution system.
As an emergency vet, you have strict rules about giving out your personal number to clients. But when a soaking wet, broad-shouldered man walks into your clinic holding a shivering neonate kitten like it's a live grenade, you make an exception. Strictly for cat emergencies, of course.
(It does not stay strictly for cat emergencies. Not when he keeps using "suspicious sneezes" as an excuse to see you)
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30 May 2026