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Turn The Other Cheek by shanebug1410
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
25 May 2026
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“I turned the other cheek every fucking time. I still got tossed on my ass the second I went too far over the line, and threatened by the commissioner, and told to kill myself on just about every social media platform because my nightmare that I’d get outed came true. And you, after everything you did, got to come out to a supportive team and fans, get a slap on the wrist, and have your happy fucking ending.”
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An exploration of Shane Hollander's struggle against racism and homophobia in hockey, and how others come to understand it
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- Part 1 of Shane Hollander Deserves The World
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- English
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- 18,151
- Chapters:
- 3/5
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- 502
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- 4,475
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08 Jun 2026
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Such a Pretty Crier by Bruja_oscura
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Dec 2025
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Shane is still learning that he doesn't have to be perfect in his own relationship. Ilya is still learning the rules of Shane's bad days. So when Shane tries to push him away after a crushing loss, it leads to a tense argument. But ten years of rivalry are no match for Shane’s tears; the second he starts to cry, Ilya folds like a house of cards.
Or: Shane tries to starve himself as punishment for losing, Ilya tries to feed him, and it turns into a very soft night of pampering because Ilya is legally incapable of staying angry at a crying Shane.
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- English
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- 10,607
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- 1/1
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- 714
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06 Jun 2026
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Ilya’s hand wraps around his bare wrist and squeezes. Shane barely stops himself from collapsing to his knees.
The pressure lights up every receptor of his touch-starved nervous system, wrenching a small, pained noise from the back of his throat. Every muted sensation comes flooding back so intensely that it almost hurts. He needs Ilya to hold him down until there’s nothing inside him but quiet. He wants to sink into him and disappear.
It takes Shane an entire beat to remember where they are. Fighting against the fog in his mind, he manages to drag his gaze up to meet Ilya’s.
There’s a slow-dawning horror and understanding on Ilya’s face.
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Or: Shane is in subdrop after their encounter in Vegas. Ilya fixes it.
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- English
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- 8,769
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- 1/1
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03 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander's Unofficial Fan Club by rachelrae
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Jan 2026
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Harris had an unofficial poll on a whiteboard in the media team’s office: Team Hollander vs Team Rozanov; something that apparently was never allowed to be revealed to the general public according to Harris’s strong warning the first time Wyatt had seen it. He had promptly and dramatically signed his name under Team Hollander, though he had to write small in the little space left. He had obviously landed up at the best team possible - at least when it came to being a fan of Shane Hollander.
Then Ilya Rozanov was traded to Ottawa.
Suddenly, Shane Hollander went from a Hockey God, whose presence Wyatt was graced with a few times a year, to the most talked about figure in the Centaurs locker room.
Ilya Rozanov was not Shane Hollander, but he might as well be the second best thing. Who else knew Shane Hollander better than his rival? Here was a live, captive source of information. A practical Shane Hollander encyclopaedia.
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The Ottawa Centaurs accidentally end up being the Shane Hollander Unofficial Fan Club. And now, with Ilya on the team, Shane Hollander is always there! Wow!Series
- Part 4 of HR Alternate Relationship Reveals
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- English
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- 9,343
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- 1/1
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- 8
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- 950
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31 May 2026
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zuko nation @yaoionice
tell me why the rozanov leaks have me sobbing into my pillow … god i see what you have done for others
oh captain my captain @jimothykirk
Replying to @yaoionice
RIGHT like i think love might be real
dani @danisqueerbar
Replying to @jimothykirk
we found love in a hopeless place (rozanov’s dms)
Or, the internet reacts to leaked messages between Ilya Rozanov and the mysterious Jane.
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- English
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- 10,526
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- 2/2
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- 657
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30 May 2026
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When Ilya Rozanov goes down on the ice, the Boston Bears are already moving to defend their captain. No one expects Shane Hollander, captain of the Montreal Voyageurs, to be the one who throws the first punch.
Or: the Boston Bears figure out Ilya and Shane's relationship first-and decide that instead of letting their captain move to Ottawa, they'll just kidnap his boyfriend instead. Shane Hollander would make a better Bear anyway.
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- Part 1 of (We Could Be) Something Great
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- English
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- 230,038
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- 13/?
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- 2,405
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29 May 2026
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He fumbled in his right trouser pocket, then his left, then his jacket pockets increasingly frantically, checking them all a second time in case he had somehow missed the thin piece of plastic he needed.
It wasn’t there.
Shane had a horrible suspicion he knew where it was.
He thought back to draping his jacket over the back of the couch in Rozanov’s hotel room, folding his shirt and trousers and putting them in the same spot. His keycard must still be in Rozanov’s room.
He briefly considered just sleeping in the hallway.
(Shane leaves his keycard in Ilya's room. He has a breakdown. Ilya fixes it.)
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28 May 2026
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Weapons must be perfect.
A hidden fault or an unnoticed imbalance in the blade of a sword can be the difference between life and death on the battlefield. A blacksmith is careful with such things, watchful and alert during the forging of a weapon. There can be no imperfections. Certainly not if the weapon is a gift for the Lady of Death and her angel.
Technoblade's trainers know this, and they shape him to be perfect.
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OR, child Techno is trained to be a living weapon and is given to Phil and Kristin, who don't realize that he is very much sentient. This causes problems.
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- 3/3
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06 Apr 2026
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Techno had expected some things to change when he had become an official castle guard, of course. There's a big difference between being the teenage captain of a rebelling militia versus working under the man that they were trying to overthrow. It hasn't been all bad. Here, Techno's sleeping in a real bed in a real room instead of in a rain-soaked, muddy tent. It's an upgrade.
Still, he hadn't quite been prepared for the royal family. When Phil had descended on their tiny group with his men, Techno had expected to die, terror running cold through his veins. But the emperor hadn't killed him. He'd taken him in instead, had given him his new role. That was unexpected, truly, and he certainly hadn't expected the emperor to stick around. He hadn't expected to become the personal guard of Phil's only son.
But there's a catch to it all.
There always is.
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Or, Techno is getting beat by the guards during training and Phil has some things to say about that.
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- Part 1 of SBI Whumptober 2023
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- English
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- 8,927
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- 1/1
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- 35
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06 Apr 2026
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Harry Potter only wanted him on his knees. That would never change, he was sure of it. Anything else, that was just in his head.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 67
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- 1,931
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- 340
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04 Apr 2026
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Mobius by Foxquills
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
28 Dec 2024
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Four months from graduation, a routine patrol goes wrong and Izuku finds himself trapped fifteen years in the past. Cut off from everything he knows and everyone he cares about, Izuku returns to U.A. as he struggles to build a place in a time that isn’t his.
Shouta is fascinated with his new classmate. A third year student with more scars than skin, who fights like a pro and struggles to sleep. A boy he's never met that can't stop calling him Sensei.
Hizashi just wants to be friends, and gets more than he bargained for.
Sometimes getting lost is how you find exactly where you're meant to be.
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- Part 1 of Mobius
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 268,272
- Chapters:
- 45/45
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- 5,887
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- 10,112
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19 Mar 2026
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Devil’s in the details (but you got a friend in me) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Aug 2025
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Severus Snape was rather excellent at hiding the fact he was an omega—right up until a lack of suppressants, a ruthless James potter getting creative with a ‘Levicorpus’, and some robes coming undone in front of half the school.
He had been doing an amazing job at avoiding the source of his miseries until a peculiar letter from Sirius Black invites him to the Shrieking Shack—where Remus Lupin’s best-kept secret lays.
A little blackmail against your mortal enemy never hurt anyone right?
Well—unless you're Severus, of course- a full moon, an alpha in rut and a very ill timed Severus Snape later, he finds himself accidentally mated to BOTH of them.
Accidents happen. But mating to your childhood rivals? That’s much more than a minor inconvenience he could avoid.
Now Remus Lupin keeps following him and fussing over what he eats while Sirius Black is suddenly way too interested in his scent (and his fucking ankle).
- Language:
- English
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- 76,066
- Chapters:
- 7/?
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- 1
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- 233
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- 1,385
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- 262
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- 29,033
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08 Mar 2026
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Constructive Criticism by Asymptotical for tuesday
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Feb 2020
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Shang Qinghua really didn't mean to keep spending so much time with Shen Qingqiu, but they did need to figure out how they were going to change the plot without any systems to boss them around so it made for a really good excuse.
Reason! Not an excuse! A really good reason! Because there was nothing that he needed an excuse for seeing Cucumber-bro for other than the actual plot focused reason for their meetings!
He definitely did not have a crush.
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- Part 8 of Fandom: Scum Villain's Self Saving System
- Part 8 of Media: CNovels
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- English
- Words:
- 6,676
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 4
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- 89
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- 3,859
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- 703
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27 Feb 2026
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Forever to learn by Oh_no_a_whovian
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Sep 2025
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Shen Yuan wakes up with a system telling him he’s a vampire, demanding he feed to survive. He doesn’t want to hurt anyone, but does he really have a choice anymore? He doesn’t want to die again.
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- 208,151
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- 26/?
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- 922
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23 Feb 2026
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Dance in the Dusk by sareyen
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Jun 2026
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“You don’t even count as human, and you still want to become an immortal? You’ve missed the optimal time to begin cultivating – what can you become? Even if you muddle along with him, that charlatan Wu Yanzi, he isn’t even guaranteed to want you.”
Shen Jiu growled, wrenching out of Qiu Jianluo’s grip to hurl an ink stone at him. He missed.
Shen Jiu saw the change in Qiu Jianluo’s face instantly, the man’s hand rising up and blocking out the glow of candlelight. His towering shadow was Qiong Qi given flesh.
Shen Jiu’s body froze instinctively as he readied himself for a blow.
But it never came, because when Shen Jiu managed to look up, all he could see was a man’s broad back swathed in black robes, his grip tight around Qiu Jianluo’s wrist.
“Qiu-gongzi, what could ever make you think that a charlatan like me wouldn’t want this boy as his disciple?”
Or: Shen Yuan transmigrates into Wu Yanzi’s body and gets followed around by a feral teenager called Shen Jiu… who is kind of obsessed with him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 187,549
- Chapters:
- 23/?
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- 4,973
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- 6,403
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- 2,138
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21 Feb 2026
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count to thirty. breathe twice. repeat. by WingedQuill
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
20 Jan 2026
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Billy Hargrove doesn't keep his promise to Max. He doesn't keep it in a pretty spectacular fashion, actually. Instead of staying away from her friends, he murders one of them.
Unfortunately for Billy, Hellfire meets right after basketball practice. And fortunately for Steve, Eddie knows CPR.
(Or: There is a clearly defined set of steps to keep someone's heart beating. There's no guide for the aftermath. Steve, Eddie, and everyone they love write one together.)
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- Part 1 of count to thirty
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 57,851
- Chapters:
- 21/?
- Comments:
- 2,172
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- 7,036
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- 1,957
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- 135,356
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28 Jan 2026
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Steve was not having a good time.
Not only because of his recent encounter with Russian torture was undoubtedly going to become a reoccurring nightmare.
No, Steve was not having a good time because he stupidly tripped on the rug while grabbing another beer and landed face first on the hardwood flooring.
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Steve Harrington calls for help after Starcourt expecting Hopper to answer, and is instead thrust back into reality when Wayne Munson answers.
- Language:
- English
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- 33,411
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 169
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- 1,917
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24 Jan 2026
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Eddie had always expected that he would find his soulmate through the snap of a broken guitar string, or the needle burn of his tattoos. Instead, Billy Hargrove breaks a plate over Steve’s Harrington’s head and Eddie finds himself tied to a boy he knows only through the lens of the high school hierarchies.
Almost a year later, Eddie has spent time learning everything he can about Steve - the way he thinks, the things that send him into a panic he can't - or won't - explain, the look in his eyes before he says something heinously bitchy and devastatingly funny. He and Uncle Wayne have found themselves permanent seats at Victoria Harrington’s Sunday Dinners, and Eddie can almost ignore the rabbit pace of his heart when Steve smiles at him.
Except that Steve has gone missing, had bailed on their plans for the Fourth of July weekend without a word and this would be fine, really, except…
Eddie’s getting bruises that aren’t his own and Victoria hasn’t seen her son in days.
While Eddie's injuries get steadily worse, he and Victoria scramble across town to try and find Steve and save him from whatever nightmare situation he landed in before it’s too late.
Project 040 of the Steddie Big Bang 2023!
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- English
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- 20,459
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- 1/1
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- 88
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- 549
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24 Jan 2026
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Robin has a list she's been working on since sophomore year. She calls it The List of Weird Things About Steve Harrington. Entries include, but are not limited to:
1. Never learned basic table manners
2. Is inexplicably not attracted to Tammy Thompson
3. Projectile vomited all over the cafeteria last October, spent a week out sick, and came back with his face beaten in and a grade two concussion.Now that she's started working with him at Scoops Ahoy, she has a new entry to add to the list. He hates being touched.
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Whumptober day 17: Touch aversionSeries
- Part 12 of wingedquill whumptober 2023
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24 Jan 2026
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Dustin swallows. “The Russians.”
Robin laughs, a sharp, broken sound. “That’s insane. That’s.. we don’t know that.”
But even as she says it, she sees it: Steve, confident grin in place, walking straight into danger because someone had to. Because it was easier if it was him.
Because Steve Harrington always goes first.
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What if only Steve was tortured by the Russians? and people actually cared about his trauma?
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24 Jan 2026