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  1. Public Bookmark 44

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    Harry goes for a Pap smear for the first time in five years. The patient care is off the charts.

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    27 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    Harry doesn't know how to relax. Draco makes him.

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    27 Jul 2026

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    Draco knows that there’s no point even putting himself in the race. If Harry Potter is going to mate with anyone then Draco Malfoy isn’t just low on the list– he’s on the blacklist. Harry Potter, he is sure, would rather eat old leather than entertain so much as looking at Draco again. Not to say Draco thinks Harry still loathes him, worse, he thinks Harry doesn’t consider him worth thinking about at all. A colossal waste of time, that’s Draco.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    A curse gone wrong brings Harry and Draco together, and the bond they forge provides Harry with "power the Dark Lord knows not." Non-HBP compliant.

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    03 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 63

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    “Well, Draco,” Harry started, snarling out the girl’s name like it was poison. “I don’t actually care if you get in trouble. I’m tired of you—”

    “Shut up!” Draco hissed, staring at Harry with unbridled anger. Something in Harry’s stomach twisted. This felt good. Riling her up felt good. Harry just wanted to push more and more.

    “No,” Harry said strongly, relishing in Draco’s nervous glances across the hall, as if Filch would appear any second. “In fact,” Harry continued, anger buzzing under her skin. “Why don’t I say that there are STUDENTS IN THE CORRIDOR!”

    Draco's eyes widened in fear as she hastily glanced around. Realization set into Harry as she just processed what she did.

    They were fucked.

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    In the second semester of Harry's junior year, Draco Malfoy transfers to Hogwarts High.

    She's bossy, fussy, and prim—the epitome of what Harry hates—and the fact that they're seat partners in Harry's English class doesn't make it better. But despite Harry's initial hatred of Draco, through surprisingly tender moments when her heart beats a little too fast, she realizes there's more to the other girl than she initially thought.

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    31 May 2026