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Dr. John Watson is turned into an eight year old child, dealing with Sherlock who doesn't know him in a world where he was never born. He's a little stressed out, but he's got his priorities straight. Original characters and London as a war zone, and John's accidentally inventing a super genius. [Podfic Version]
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i will take you to the places i have seen (take my heart and run along) by AbsentmindedAuthor98
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
07 Oct 2025
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“Hang on,” Mace said. “What was that?”
“What was what?” Knight Sei asked.
“That part about being trapped in the caves forever. Why did you say it like that?”
Knight Sei flicked a quick glance at their watching audience, and said, still smiling, “Well, the waterfall will freeze once the sun is no longer hitting the crystal above us. So they need to be quick about finding their kyber, or they’ll be stuck on the other side of the ice.”
“I’m sorry,” Mace said. “Why would you tell them this?”
“Knight Sei’s smile became a little fixed. “It’s standard policy, Master Windu.”
“What is? Scaring kids?”
Or: Mace realizes that raising the first child doesn’t mean you are in any way prepared for the second one.
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i guess that i love you by AbsentmindedAuthor98
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
30 Dec 2024
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It was only now, once the unremarkable wooden box was in her possession, that he realized he probably should have wrapped it.
...Not that he knew how to wrap things. He should have at least tied a ribbon around the thing, or something.
Or: 5 times Mace gave Depa a gift, and 1 time Depa gave Mace a gift.
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unsteady now, but i won’t quit running by AbsentmindedAuthor98
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
04 May 2023
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Coruscant
Current time
“Master Windu,” Yoda said firmly, “explain to the Council your latest mission, you should."
Every action you took was reasonable and calculated, Mace told himself.
If he kept telling himself that, maybe he could make it sound convincing enough for the Council.
Or: Mace tries to keep one step ahead of Palpatine.
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hanging on to parts of me (hanging on at all) by AbsentmindedAuthor98
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
08 Dec 2022
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Mace was tired, and he hadn’t slept enough to rid himself of the headache he’d fallen asleep with, but he supposed that Sith, even baby ones (especially baby ones?) delighted in being inconvenient like that. Asking for a few more hours before they talked would probably be met with derision.
Or: Mace strikes a deal.
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Mace Windu Fixes the Timeline... And Breaks it in Whole New Ways by AbsentmindedAuthor98
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
07 Oct 2025
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This series is based on suzukiblu’s MWUTT AU headcannons. Hey, suzukiblu! Thanks for sharing something that got me so excited that I wanted to write! Check out suzukiblu’s tag: https://suzukiblu.tumblr.com/tagged/mace%20windu%20unfucks%20the%20timeline.
Credit goes to both my friend (Sapphira11 on ao3) and my siblings, who egged me on and helped with the editing.
I am planning on writing a series of oneshots, so feel free to subscribe to the series! I’m hoping to publish a oneshot every month.
My writing playlist, in case you want to listen while reading: Mace Windu Time Travel AU Playlist
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"Proofing, also sometimes called final fermentation, is the specific term for allowing dough to rise after it has been shaped and before it is baked."
Less than a year has passed since the final battle, and the Ministry is already up to its old tricks. Harry would very much like them to stop ignoring due process, tossing people in Azkaban, controlling the press, and menacing the populace with dementors.
He would also like, if at all possible, to bake a passable loaf of bread.
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12 Jul 2026
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Recipes at the end of every chapter!
Harry refuses to let the Wizarding World slip back into its old cycle and decides to do something about it.
"And then there was this: he still desperately, fervently believed in the magical world. He believed it was beautiful. He believed it was worth saving. It was the first place he ever truly belonged, even if the belonging was a bad fit. He wanted it to be better, for its own sake, for his sake, for magic’s sake."
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Twilight on Owl Creek Bridge by yellow_caballero
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy
07 Dec 2021
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SUBJECT: Regarding Senate Guard Objectives For Today
This is a polite reminder to all guardsmen that patrol schedules for the Senate vote ratifying dictatorships are posted in the breakroom. I am also issuing a warning to linear time that days should follow sequentially and are not intended to repeat. Please cease repeating. I am getting a headache.
Additionally, I'd like to remind all guardsmen that it is illegal to harbor invisible women in the Senate. If you see a ghost claiming to be Leia Organa, please remove her from the premises. She will be making a scene.
Thank you for your cooperation in preserving the peace of the Republic, and all hail the Empire.
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Once, There Was a Boy by ambivalentangst for seekrest
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Dec 2021
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Once, there was a boy named Peter. The people closest to him know this because he loved them—because he left them.
His city never knows him by that name, but it does know Spider-Man—because he loved and left it, too.
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Peter never wanted to go, but the world rarely leaves heroes be.
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Or, Peter's story might have a clear beginning and end, but it takes a village to tell all its parts.
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02 Jul 2026
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blood will tell but often it tells too much by elumish
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Aug 2016
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They don’t talk about what Percy did during the war.
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30 Jun 2026
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When Harry blows up Aunt Marge during the summer, Dumbledore is much quicker to react. Snape finds him far before the Minister does, but his plan of dropping him off with a lecture and half a dozen additional summer assignments doesn't work out.
In which Harry spends the summer at Spinner's End.
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28 May 2026