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Two patricides walk into a bar.
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It's Carmilla and Jonny, until it's not.
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- Part 1 of mother patterns
Bookmarked by ALobsterHavingABadTime
07 Mar 2026
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Professor Blackwood’s Amazing Husband by winter_hiems
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
27 Mar 2021
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Professor Blackwood always talks about how amazing his husband is. It seems to his students that he must have married the most perfect man on the planet. Blackwood probably deserves it; he’s the nicest lecturer they’ve ever had.
By contrast, Professor Sims – the grumpiest lecturer in the entire English faculty – never talks about his personal life.
Their students are surprised to find out that they are, in fact, married.
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22 Jan 2026
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Can't Go Back by RA_Archives
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 Aug 2024
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Jonny sends every curse word he can think of towards the sky, pulling from every language he knows. There is no response from that inky black cosmos, which only serves to piss him off further.
They left him there. They fucking left him there! Knew what they were doing too because Nastya had flipped him off as Aurora's doors slid shut. What a lot of assholes, leaving him on some nowhere planet, with nothing but the clothes on his back to call his own. He's going on a rampage once he makes it back on the ship. They’ll all deserve it too!
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The Mechs kick Jonny off at some backwater planet for whatever reason or another. Jonny waits for them to come back. And Waits. And waits. And waits, and waits and waits and wai- -
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David is running a moderately successful food stand at a fair. Trexel is nearby doing... Trexel activities. Chaos ensues.
Bookmarked by ALobsterHavingABadTime
03 Jun 2025
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Ivy Alexandria's missing something, forgetting someone, but can't for the life of her think of what piece is missing from her past.
What is it that makes her want to care for her crewmates, or resolve their bickering, or tuck them into bed at night?
What is it which Ivy grieves in the dead of night?
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ORWhat if when Ivy was alive, she had a child that she no longer remembers?