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    Eyelid Movies by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    05 May 2026

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    Ryland wakes almost a year before reaching Tau Ceti to find that only one of his crewmates survived with him, still trapped in an induced coma he doesn’t yet know how to reverse. By the time he figures it out, he’s spent a month talking to someone who’s never heard him. When she finally wakes up, disoriented and unable to move, all she knows is that something is terribly wrong and there is a stranger beside her bed.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    Is It Really Crashing a Wedding If You Were Invited? by ,

    Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon)  

    08 Feb 2022

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    POV: You have to go to your friend's wedding but literally everyone hates your boyfriend.

    Chris Mclean was a TV show host. A personality. An over-the-top sadistic, totally exagerrated asshole of major proportions.
    Really though? He was just a guy. Annoying, sure. Egotistical, of course. But just a guy.
    Y/N helped seperate the man from the monster, and ground him back to earth.

    When Y/N and Chris get invited to the wedding of two former contestants, Chris's anxiety goes through the roof when he realises he must convince the rest of the contestants (who he put in therapy) that he really isn't a bad guy.
    ...or maybe he is.

    All characters were 18-21 during season 1 of Total Drama

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    28 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 40

    Mouth To Feed by

    Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

    31 Dec 2025

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    A tired SDN dispatcher supplements her income (and entertains herself) working the anonymous blowjob booth at a grimy video store, where she secretly counts time between her favourite regular's visits. Another tired SDN dispatcher is her favourite regular.
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    Then there’s your favourite, and the joke’s on you: it’s Vanilla. He’s pretty, at least the inches you get to see. Pinkish tip, lovely soft slit that makes you wish there was no scented rubber between you, veins that can’t decide whether they’re blue or green, but more importantly, they swell deliciously under your tongue and make him fun to suck. He plays with his balls a lot and does not shut up for a second. Makes you laugh, cringe, reconsider, then finger yourself while you’re at it because his voice would probably convince you to do anything.

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    03 Jan 2026

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    take him down, pass him around, by

    Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

    16 Nov 2025

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    Robert accidentally gets hit with an aphrodisiac combined with demon's blood.
    Since he's relatively normal, it affects him the hardest (see; at all).

    More fool him, he supposes.

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    01 Jan 2026

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    Seven minutes in heaven by

    Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

    13 Nov 2025

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    A casual party quickly turns interesting when one of your coworkers suggests to play a particular game.

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    30 Dec 2025