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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    “Sure, you little evil genius. Please tell me more, sprout all your plans to me, ideally in a prolonged monologue,” Zandik shrieks as 18 suddenly picks him up by the scruff. “Just sit riiight there, alright?” Zandik is suddenly dropped into an armchair. It’s a really comfy one too, rife with pillows and the smell of coffee from a scent jar on the table- wait, no! He can’t fall asleep, not now!

    18 shuffles his research papers against the glass of the coffee table, but Zandik is quicker. He jumps out of the chair and snatches it back, hugging it to his chest.

    “If you won’t help me, then I’ll prove my results myself!” He dodges a halfhearted swipe. “I’ll find the most Aranara anyone's ever found, and I won’t come back until I do!”

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    18 Jun 2026

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    8 doing 67

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    “Do you know what that green gem on your chest is?”, asked Nahida.

    “It’s just something I’ve had since I was born. I don’t know much about it other than the fact that it hasn’t affected my life in any meaningful way, and that my grandmother told me it was entirely normal.”

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    The ‘Al-Haitham is King Deshret AU’ that no one asked for, but is here nonetheless.
    we go through trauma, humor, romance, lore, gossip and so much more.
    enjoy! *winks*

    *IMPORTANT-the new archon quest is out, all three retainers were revealed, and still no explanation for the gem!?AND i have to rewrite all the lore to account for the new quest!? hoyo might as well just tell me to kms. seriously, in that entire 7 hour quest complete with doomed dottolone yaoi, they couldnt find a single minute to address the very obviously embedded chest gem? what a joke.

    *IMPORTANT-this fic will remain roughly the same throughout and the events of 6.6 AQ will happen after ~140k words. they will be edited to account for alhaitham being deshret, but I SWEAR it'll be good. i just need some time to get it all done, otherwise new chapters wouldve been here sooner. blame hoyo:(

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    17 Jun 2026

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    DANCER ALHAITHAM LETS GOO

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    Annoyed by Wednesday’s persistent questioning about some Nevermore mysteries, Rosaline Rotwood decided to make her pay the price again: swapping bodies with anyone who was nearby.

    That person happened to be Agnes, who just wanted to catch that shiny Mega Dragonite.

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    Agnes had to meet with Wednesday’s publisher, who seemed very interested in the situationship between Viper and Evelyn.

    Meanwhile, Wednesday had to chair a Pokemon Club meeting and defend Agnes’ honor as Nevermore’s Pokemon Master.

    An oblivious Enid was confused as to why her (secret) girlfriend and her former mini-me seemed weirder than their usual weird selves.

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    16 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Shoto wants to marry a boy. Unfortunately, that isn't legal in Japan... at least, it's not yet. Enji has his work cut out for him.

    (Or: Enji Todoroki is determined to be a better father. And that means supporting his kids in any way he can. Put on your rainbow shades: this ignorant straight man is about to get his pride on, and he's about to make it everyone's problem.)

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    01 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    ❝ did you sleep well ? ❞ Nefer’s voice cut through the silence like a knife , Jahoda practically jumped out of her skin , which brought a giggle to the bosses tongue. 

    Jahoda sat up so fast to turn and face Nefer , who was sitting on the opposite couch petting Ashru who was splayed across her lap. ❝ m-morning boss ❞. 

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    a dive into Jahoda's first days working under Nefer , and the restless nights that followed

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    HEAVILY inspired by Jahoda's Serenitea Pot voice lines , as well as some of Nefer's lore.

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    30 Apr 2026