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friendly neighborhood spider-sniper by Ffs_protect_the_queers
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), Jessica Jones (TV), The Punisher (TV 2017)
19 Jun 2026
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Peter Parker was ten the first time he shot a gun (in a firing range with his Uncle Ben). He had quickly taken to it, and by the time he was bitten by that damn radioactive spider, he was good.
Most people didn't know this about him, which led to a lot of... interesting (hilarious) interactions.
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I gave Peter a gun.
Pure crack, I regret nothing.
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05 Jul 2026
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When Morgan is three, she gets her first imaginary friend. His name is Peter. Probably Tony’s fault for telling her too many stories about the legendary Spider-Man.
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28 Jun 2026
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How to befriend Peter Parker when he rightfully hates you by mauvera
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Jan 2019
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So, Peter Parker is Spider-Man.
Fuck.
When Flash finds out a particular secret by accident he comes to the realisation that the dorky nerd he bullies has actually been able to snap him in half for years without even breaking a sweat. Guess it's time to try and befriend him and just hope for the best then. Thank god Peter turns out to actually be... not awful?
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06 Jun 2026
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If you're on the road by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
02 Jun 2026
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“Listen,” Pepper says. “I’m at the food bank right now and Ms. Zavala from R&D called in sick. She has two students coming in this morning to be interviewed for the internship, 9 AM. I won’t be back in time, so if you could just talk to them, or at least start with the first one, until I get back.”
Tony processes all that a moment.
“Tony?” she asks.
“You’re at the food bank? How much do I pay you?”
She gives another little huff. “Charity, Tony. Did any of the actually important things I just said register in your brain?”
“Oh, all right. Consider it my charity work for today.”
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They'll Talk About Us and Discover by pherb
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
11 May 2021
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MJ didn't get curious about just anything. And while everyone was curious about the two new seniors at their school, MJ had a gut feeling to believe there was something more to them.
Or: Percy and Annabeth attend Midtown
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