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What would you say if you could only communicate with your family once a year? For students in the Scholomance, that's their reality. This is what they've written.
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El just wants to live her life, occasionally kill some maw-mouths, and help set up golden enclaves. Ideally, while spending time with her friends and enjoying freedom from the Scholomance. That's not too much to ask, right? But the world, the maw-mouths, and her magic have different plans for her. Because, of course they do.
This picks up after the trilogy ends and explores El, Aadhya, Liu, and Liesel’s journey fighting maw-mouths, keeping El's powers a secret, and other magical escapades. Plus snark. Lots and lots of snark.
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Well, no use sugarcoating it–if you’re reading this, I’m dead. At least, I hope I’m dead instead of floating somewhere in the void contemplating my tiny existence, but chances seem pretty good that one of the billion mals took care of that. I think I officially have the most epic ‘die during graduation story’ and by booting the school off into the void, no one will ever be able to top it, so there’s that at least.
Tell Precious I knew she wouldn’t leave me so I had no choice but to throw her out the doors, and that I won’t apologize for saving her so she might as well stop sulking. I won’t apologize for saving anyone else either so you might as well stop sulking too.
Don’t let the Enclaves take credit for our work (okay, and Liesel’s work). You believed in me when no one else did. I know I don’t have anything to compare it to, but you're the best friends I could ever have imagined.
-El
P.S. Aad, assuming he made it out, please stop by the New York Enclave every now and then and hit Orion with a stick for me. Don’t worry about the reason, I’m absolutely positive that he will have done any number of things to deserve it.
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Aadhya cracked open the door and eyed me through the slit, before widening it and saying, “Oh, hey Orion.”
My eyes narrowed, and I leveled her with the kind of silent glare that routinely makes people flinch away from me. The one that only I can give. Sure, I’d forgive her at some point, but until then she might as well get used to being on the receiving end of my ire.
“Oh, shit,” she said, her eyes widening with the obvious realization that something had gone badly wrong.
Liu took one look at me and started laughing.
“What?”
“It’s just, well, you make him look so grumpy,” she responded, trying to cover her smile with the back of her hand.
I really might kill Aadhya for this.
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The Battle Axe versus The Beast by 1AwkwardGoat
Fandoms: Carrie Soto is Back - Taylor Jenkins Reid
02 Aug 2023
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On and off the court, Carrie Soto is all business...until she goes out for drinks with Nicki. And even though Carrie wants to hate her - for stealing her slam record, for being younger than her, for her effortless interactions with the public - she can't quite manage to.
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Dominance isn’t just for the court. Nicki is a lesbian. Carrie is bi. And they are both very competitive.
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She Could Be That Girl by 1AwkwardGoat
Fandom The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo - Taylor Jenkins Reid, Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman
14 Nov 2022
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You See the Smile That's On My Mouth (it's hiding the words that don't come out) by heartshapedcandy
Fandoms: The 100 (TV)
28 Sep 2015
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It takes Clarke and Lexa about five seconds to fall in love, but it takes them way too long to realize it. This is that way-too-long.
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a story in which Clarke and Lexa kiss too much and communicate too little
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On a corporate owned mining asteroid in the depths of the Corporation Rim, a group of plucky, heroic, indentured humans have just decided to make their first move in a daring escape plan. Said first move is a deceptively simple hack, putting control of their corporate overlords' single, overworked SecUnit into their hands.
Little do they know, this murderbot is already hacked.
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26 Aug 2024
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Sometimes, when you have an impossible amount of mana, an almost complete spell of mass destruction, and a portal about to close, you get the relive your mother's trauma of being pushed to safety in exchange for your lover's life.
Other times, you just time travel back to your fourteen-year-old body with your mouse familiar and your favorite book and are expected to save everyone's lives.
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31 Jan 2024
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Balthasar wants to help Ophelia save their world. He also longs for a child. This is the story of the Lake family told from Balthasar’s POV, covering the time from before Orion is born to a few months after the end of the series.
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Immediately after the battle of Hogwarts, Hermione Granger takes a moment to reflect in private and ends up on the embankment of the Black Lake. She passes out and is later found by Minerva McGonagall, setting both women on an unexpected path to start spending time together. Despite the age-difference, they seem to have more in common than anyone originally would’ve thought and a tentative friendship quickly ensues. Amidst the post-war happenings they grow closer than either of them anticipated and both witches struggle to come to terms with their developing feelings. Insights and comments from those around them contribute to their confusion and when a certain Time-Turner and cursed scar are added to the equation, the results change both of their lives forever.
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29 Jul 2023