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22 Jun 2024
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“I mean, you want to make your ex jealous, right?” Isabel says convincingly, and Hazel’s brows furrow. “And I want to get revenge on Jeff! It’s perfect!”
“Technically, me and PJ never actually like … dated.” Hazel admits sheepishly, wincing a bit despite herself.
Isabel pauses.
“... I mean, I feel like half decade long situationships definitely count too?” Isabel tries gently, and Hazel has the sudden almost hysterical urge to laugh. “This is, like, totally possible though! Being a professional girlfriend is basically my whole thing! Which... now that I say it out loud is kinda fucked, but I'm, like, really good at it." Isabel nods confidently, grinning. "By the time we’re done, PJ will want you so bad that she won’t even know what hit her!”
The idea of PJ actively wanting her is so foreign and so tempting that Hazel knows she’ll probably say yes no matter what the plan is.
She feels only a bit pathetic for it.
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OR isabel and hazel help each other out with their exes via fake elaborate lesbian situationship and general hijinks.
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22 Mar 2024
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When PJ had asked Hazel what she wanted to try, eager to expand her list of sexual experiences, this probably hadn’t been what she was expecting. But Hazel wanted it, needed it, her only real desire to be forced out of her body for long enough that she could just feel good. And that was something PJ could only give her if she trusted her. So Hazel was going to trust her.
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- Part 2 of Gummy Worm Universe
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29 Oct 2023
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In which, seven supernatural creatures (read: monsters) find home in one another.
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22 Oct 2021
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He goes back to serving himself the things he hadn’t gotten to before the surprise Sorting. Entirely engrossed in making sure he has the right ratio of potatoes to sausage, he doesn’t realize that the empty seat buffer he usually keeps on all sides is the only selection of vacant spots at the entire table. Until Haknyeon sits down across from him, of course. Then he realizes.
“Hi,” he greets, smiling wide. “I’m Haknyeon.”
“I know.”
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Sunwoo has made it five whole years mostly by himself. Made a home for himself at Hogwarts without ever having to think too hard about the House he's never fit into. He's perfectly content to go two more years ignoring the color of his robes and the other students who wear it until the surprise Sorting of a transfer student a month into sixth year. With Haknyeon in his House, it gets harder and harder to keep his walls up.
Maybe this is where he's always belonged. Maybe he just needed someone to show him.
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08 Oct 2021