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    Argus Filch leads a sad, lonely, miserable life as the caretaker at Hogwarts. He's used to being hated, mocked, looked down by the students and pitied by the teachers. But what happens when one day, out of the blue, the Deputy Headmistress, the lioness of Gryffindor, Minerva McGonagall, asks him to attend the Yule Ball with her? Can one night completely change his life?

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    Первые четыре года в школе Драко тайно и безумно влюблён в Гермиону. На пятом курсе наконец появляется надежда, что его чувства взаимны. Что же он делает? Конечно, действует в своём репертуаре: заманивает её в укромный уголок (только ради романтики, конечно), приклеивает заклинанием к полу и целует до головокружения. Это история их любви, полная магии, юмора и общего взросления. Приключения, шалости и милые глупости в стенах Хогвартса — в их собственном мире, спрятанном от посторонних глаз. Этот рассказ соткан из маленьких мгновений: как они влюблялись, как их развела и сломала война, и как на восьмом курсе они собирали себя по кусочкам. Обо всём, что произошло Между строк.
    Нас ждут:
    Гермиона Грейнджер — умная, компетентная, она чётко знает, чего хочет, и не боится брать своё.
    Драко Малфой — «булочка с корицей». Безумно влюблён и готов нарушить любые правила ради своей ведьмы.
    Блейз Забини — главный купидон и заботливая «наседка»
    Тео Нотт — создатель хаоса и подозрительных значков, готовый спорить на что угодно.
    Гарри Поттер — как обычно, ничего не замечает (хотя подозрения у него таки есть).
    Рон Уизли — поначалу - не в лучшем свете, но в итоге Рона ждёт достойное искупление.

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    Taylor at age eleven received a invitation letter to a magic school. A school her dead dad went to, where he learned about magic and stuff.
    Taylor knew magic was real. She had magic of her own to control all the bugs around her.
    A new school meant new friends, new opportunities, and of course she wasn't missing out on that.

    Full title: Giant murderous spiders are a girl's best friend.
    A HP x Worm crossover fanfiction.

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    This is a crackfic, inspired by other fanfictions I enjoyed, included but not limited to: Intercession, a wand for skitter, Hogwarts an escalation, Fyre, Fyre, Burning Skitter, among others. Any semblance is not coincidental.

    It's been ages since I read the HP books and Worm story. My knowledge is probably tainted by fandom, which is fine. If you find something that is egregiously different from canon, feel free to drop a line and tell me about it. I won't promise to change things tho.

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    20/?
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    Pomona Sprout learns the secret to life itself.

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    Scarlett’in her şey için bir planı, Harry’nin ise herkes için bir şarkısı vardı.

    Hogwarts’ın geri kalanı için Harry Styles, doğmakta olan bir efsaneydi; yetenekli bir Arayıcı, büyüleyici bir ses ve iflah olmaz bir kalp hırsızı. Scarlett içinse o, yalnızca dikkatini dağıtan ve tahammül edemediği bir gürültüden ibaretti. Ancak bitmek bilmeyen meydan okumalar, Astronomi Kulesi’nin gölgesindeki sırlar ve Kaymak Birası'yla puslanmış geceler arasında, Scarlett’in özenle ördüğü duvarlar birer birer sarsılmaya başlar.

    "Gerçek" Harry’yi keşfetmek; kadim bir büyü, çalınmış öpücükler ve Hogwarts’ın kaderini sonsuza dek değiştirebilecek bir sırla yüzleşmek demektir. Görünüşe göre okulun en kural tanımaz çocuğuna aşık olmak, Scarlett’in bugüne kadar yapmaya çalıştığı en zor büyü olacaktır.

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    The Marauders at Hogwarts. I know, unique.
    But seriously, this will have some violence, language, and relationships in it. I'll update the tags as the content matures, but they are still CHILDREN so be RESPECTFUL!
    Anyway, it's mostly the Marauders and Lily plus some Severus shit. Other characters will join them later. There are also some minor characters that I pulled out of my ass, so enjoy!

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    20/24
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    LONG FIC!!!

    This story follows the Marauders through they Hogwarts years & beyond following they every prank, victory, and heartbreak that defines their journey. As the wizarding world grows darker around the four boys, friendships are pushed to their limits, loyalties are tested, and the carefree days of childhood begin to fade.

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    Draco had his work cut out for him if he was going to get Granger to look past his previous transgressions. But he chose to remain optimistic. He was Draco sodding Malfoy. And Malfoys always get what they want.

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    В разгар Первой магической войны у Беллатрисы и Родольфуса Лестрейндж родилась дочь. Через два года Лорд Волдеморт исчез, а супругов Лестрейндж отправили в Азкабан. Что будет с девочкой?

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    28/?
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    Minerva Lily Potter only a newborn when her parents James and Lily Potter were killed by the Dark Lord. Albus made the choice to send her to live with Remus Lupin, to keep her safe from the darkness that came with being a Potter. She was kept in the dark about who she was and what family she had out there, she is always searching for who she is.
    Follow Minerva Potter though the years and see what sacrifices were made to keep her safe from all the chaos that being a Potter bought on.

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    30/30
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    À quinze ans, Harry entre en 5e année à Poudlard, mais il n'a jamais été si anxieux. La solitude de l'été - car aucun de ses amis ne lui a vraiment parlé - la perspective des examens, faussée par l'apparition de ces nouveaux pouvoirs, et les cauchemars récurents qu'il fait... Car Voldemort est de retour et le ministère de la magie ne semble pas y croire, contrairement à Dumbledore. Mais il se méfie de son directeur, qui n'a pas tenté une seule fois de protéger son amie, Sacha O'Nigay, oracle et pourtant sans magie suite à un accident. Harry doute bien plus des adultes qu'il ne l'a jamais fait, en son for intérieur, il sait qu'il ne pourra pas compter sur eux pour l'aider avec la menace qui approche. Il le sent, Voldemort ne sera pas son seul ennemi cette année, il va devoir compter sur ses amis de toujours et les alliés de demain pour mener son combat. Car il est le survivant et la mort ne lui a jamais parut si amicale qu'en ce jour.

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    Harry’s had enough of this. He’s been thrown back into his life over and over again. Dumbledore made a spell that no one knows how it works. He’s going to make this the last life he lives and with a little help from our resident Noseless, potentially become the next dark lord himself. And why is he doing this you ask? Spite and pent up feelings. So let’s get down to business.

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    “She fluent is in parsletongue, reacts affectionately to dark magic, and all but keens at the feeling of pain, Severus, at only eleven years old. What would you have me do?”

    “Give her to me.”

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    (Updates Every Wednesday !)After the events of Godric's Hollow in 1981, Harry Potter is sent to live with the Dursleys, where he suffers severe abuse. Unbeknownst to Harry, this abuse unlocks ancient powers within him, strengthening his magical core and granting him new abilities. Despite this traumatic start, Harry grows into an exceptionally intelligent, powerful, kind, and selfless individual.

    Before beginning his first year at Hogwarts, Harry meets Ginny Weasley and develops feelings for her. Thus starts their romantic journey together, accompanied by adventure, friendship, and the battle against the increasingly powerful Voldemort. Alongside their friends, Harry and Ginny courageously face the Dark Lord's growing threat, their bond and love for each other becoming a beacon of hope in the face of darkness.

    "Meant To Be" is a heartwarming and thrilling tale of Harry and Ginny's relationship, set against the backdrop of magic, friendship, and the eternal struggle between good and evil.

    Hinny Forever ! No Bashing !

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    在足够多的亲世代同人文描写哈利突然出现在学生时代的詹姆和莉莉面前之后,是时候让他也感受一下詹姆突然出现在自己面前的感觉了。

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    10
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    45
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    As the title implies, this is just a collection of microfics, drabbles and ficlets I have written. Most are already posted on Instagram, although I may add some from my drafts that aren’t on there either. They are all short (a few are literally only 50 words) so I didn’t want to make a new work for each one. I’ll name the chapters whatever ship or character that chapter is based on. Also most, if not all, were written based on a one word or small sentence prompt. I’ll add those into the notes for context. Some prompts are used more than once.

    So to clarify, none of the chapters will actually relate to one another. Some were several different posts from Instagram that I condensed into one chapter for here.

    Some will be fluff while others have very heavy themes. If there is no TW in opening note then there are no triggers for that chapter.

    Anyways, hope you enjoy 🖤

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    36/?
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    Альбус Поттер совсем не похож на своего отца. Он бы первым сказал вам об этом. Когда он отправляется в школу чародейства и волшебства Хогвартс, его сопровождают лишь чувство одиночества и разочарования. Незнакомец с холодными глазами и мрачными слухами, с которым он сталкивается в поезде, определённо не улучшает ситуацию.

    После непредвиденного распределения и столкновения общества с безликой угрозой вымирания Альбус вынужден переосмыслить всё, что он знает о своей семье, своём мире и о себе самом. Отправляясь в путешествие самопознания в неожиданном союзе, он должен определить, что действительно важно и как далеко он готов зайти, чтобы защитить это.

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    Русский
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    284,368
    Chapters:
    63/139
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    11
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    1
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    Severus Snape becomes an animagus and makes use of the form once he is teaching at Hogwarts.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Hogwarts’ most dangerous—and most scandalous—adventures return in an unexpected sequel. Severus Snape and his fiancé, Charlie Weasley, dive into a brand-new list of high-risk, rule-breaking escapades.

    Sparks fly, rules shatter, and chaos reigns. Forbidden rooms, secret chambers, and endless mischief guarantee one thing: Hogwarts will never be the same… and neither will they.

    Expect:
    - Higher risks
    - Hotter shenanigans
    - More spice
    - New locations
    - Threats of permanent hexes
    - The same two fools who can’t stop falling for each other
    - …and Severus Snape still never saying “no.”

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    Chapters:
    15/23
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    748

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