Anon's hetalia fics

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• Bedroom war by Anonymous

  Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  20 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • England/France (Hetalia)
  • England (Hetalia)
  • France (Hetalia)
  • Consensual but Not Safe or Sane
  • Hate Sex
  • Rough Sex
  • Biting
  • Are they fighting or fucking?
  • BOTH
  • Bottom England (Hetalia)
  • He wishes he were topping tho
  • Top France (Hetalia)
  • no beta we die
  • Violent Sex
  • Fighting as Foreplay
  • Mildly Dubious Consent
  • Blood and Injury
  • Painful Sex

  Summary

  France and England make good use of some mutually build up frustration

  99% fight for the glory of being able to top the other 1% actual sex

  Series

  • Part 1 of Anon's hetalia fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,602

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  13

  Kudos:

  58

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  909

• Helpless by Anonymous

  Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  21 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • England/France (Hetalia)
  • England (Hetalia)
  • France (Hetalia)
  • Bondage
  • Anal Sex
  • Biting
  • Rough Sex
  • Are they enemies or lovers? Who knows
  • Certainly not them
  • Top France (Hetalia)
  • Bottom England (Hetalia)
  • Crying During Sex
  • Unsafe Sex
  • Minor Injuries
  • Aftercare
  • Ball Gags
  • But not as a very big part
  • A bit of praise near the end

  Summary

  England really should've learned better than to agree to France's perverted fantasies by now

  Series

  • Part 2 of Anon's hetalia fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,537

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  13

  Kudos:

  87

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  1,251

• Daydreams by Anonymous

  Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  23 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • America (Hetalia)
  • Dissociation
  • Angst
  • Unreliable Narrator
  • very very unreliable narrator
  • unaware abuse victim
  • Dehumanization
  • America Needs a Hug (Hetalia)

  Summary

  America gets lost in thought during a world meeting

  Series

  • Part 3 of Anon's hetalia fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,865

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  31

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  293

• A lover's embrace by Anonymous

  Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  12 May 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • England/France (Hetalia)
  • England (Hetalia)
  • France (Hetalia)
  • Fluff and Smut
  • Gentle Sex
  • Hand Jobs
  • Comfort No Hurt
  • Hypnotism
  • Safe Sane and Consensual
  • The hypnosis is NOT the noncon kind
  • no beta we die like cowards

  Summary

  France helps England relax after a stressful week.

  (Majority of this is pretty innocent, it only gets freaky at the end.)

  Series

  • Part 4 of Anon's hetalia fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,921

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  13

  Kudos:

  65

  Bookmarks:

  6

  Hits:

  856

• Sixty four by Anonymous

  Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  13 May 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Implied England/France (Hetalia)
  • England (Hetalia)
  • Body Dysmorphia
  • Eating Disorders
  • Briefly mentioned body dysphoria
  • Angst
  • Unreliable Narrator
  • England Needs a Hug (Hetalia)
  • no beta we die

  Summary

  England has a completely normal relationship with his body.

  Series

  • Part 5 of Anon's hetalia fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,640

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  39

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  324

• Temptation by Anonymous

  Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  14 May 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • England/France (Hetalia)
  • France (Hetalia)
  • England (Hetalia)
  • Anal Sex
  • Top England (Hetalia)
  • Bottom France (Hetalia)
  • Somnophilia
  • Mildly Dubious Consent
  • The somnophilia wasn't discussed in advance but both parties have fun and nobody is upset
  • Anal Fingering
  • Spit as Lube
  • Established Relationship
  • The exact nature of said relationship is a mystery even to them tho
  • Riding

  Summary

  France thinks England's sleeping face looks particularly inviting.

  Series

  • Part 6 of Anon's hetalia fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,313

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  70

  Bookmarks:

  6

  Hits:

  979

• Long way home by Anonymous

  Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  21 May 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Implied England/France (Hetalia)
  • England (Hetalia)
  • France (Hetalia)
  • Unreliable Narrator
  • Delusions
  • Angst
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • England Needs a Hug (Hetalia)

  Summary

  England gets lost on the way back to his hotel after a world meeting.

  Series

  • Part 7 of Anon's hetalia fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,028

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  39

  Bookmarks:

  5

  Hits:

  260

• Wrong number (?) by Anonymous

  Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  21 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • England/France (Hetalia)
  • England (Hetalia)
  • France (Hetalia)
  • Chatting & Messaging
  • Sexting
  • i guess?
  • No Smut
  • Crack

  Summary

  I was bored but lacked the motivation to write an actual fic so have...this thing instead <3

  Series

  • Part 8 of Anon's hetalia fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  564

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  10

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  114